Birthday Surprise - 26/05/2014 21:18 - United States - Fayetteville
Notre_Dame_714 - 08/04/2015 21:17 - United States
Gun control
Anonymous - 17/07/2021 10:59
Lovely parents
sigh - 18/11/2019 01:00 - Singapore - Singapore
Hey, well, happy birthday anyway
elmoisdead2131 - 09/02/2021 14:01
Brown and sticky
Jon - 14/03/2009 06:30 - United States
Thanks Susan
ZombieGirl0417 - 30/09/2015 21:13 - United States - Jupiter
Anonymous - 01/01/2010 10:29 - United States
walllflower - 08/02/2015 19:46 - Canada - Saint Catharines
Anonymous - 16/10/2010 02:00 - United States
Sweet Sixteen
Anonymous - 17/09/2021 13:59 - Netherlands
Great parents you have D: Also, happy birthday!
woah, op can't just leave us hanging like that...why'd they shoot him?
For the surprise!
Are you a redneck
Bazooka. Nothing out of the ordinary.
Chuck Norris once took a bazooka to the knee... Ok I'll stop.
Yea 41, I heard about that incident. The missile hit his knee, dropped to the floor, and started screaming in pain. Meanwhile, Chuck Norris walks away like nothing happened.
#51 Wait, then who got shot in the knee?
I used to be an adventurer like you...
Shit yes! I love Skyrim!
I guess you'll have another story to tell your children! Look on the bright side, no matter how small it is.
Talking about penis?
That's what she said.
At least you'll have a great story to tell for years.
Smashing!
What I'm wondering is how this happened to begin with. What birthday surprise involves something that you can accidentally shoot someone with?
Uhh...follow up?? Please?
Well kids, I got this scar 15 years ago, when grandma and grandpa "accidentally" shot me in my leg for my birthday. While recovering in the hospital, there was this beautiful nurse taking care of me, and that's how I met your mother.
Let's hope it was a paintball gun! FYL and happy birthday :)


With an actual bullet? Or something like a BB gun?
Bazooka. Nothing out of the ordinary.