By Birthday Surprise - 26/05/2014 21:18 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, my parents thought it would be a great surprise to accidentally shoot me in the leg for my birthday. FML
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SharnaaaBanana 22

With an actual bullet? Or something like a BB gun?

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fsomelife 26
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Bazooka. Nothing out of the ordinary.

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Cass_x 22
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Great parents you have D: Also, happy birthday!

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GreatGeak 8
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woah, op can't just leave us hanging like that...why'd they shoot him?

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Pat_Tricksta 13
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For the surprise!

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Wolf87535 4

This needs too much follow up. Shot with what? Were they drunk? Wtf?

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zBLAKEz 23
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Well at least you did get a birthday surprise.

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9echo 17
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I can't imagine what LEAD up to all this...

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9echo 17
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Backfire isn't a firearms-related term but I'll give you an upvote for trying anyway. Lol.

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SharnaaaBanana 22

With an actual bullet? Or something like a BB gun?

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fsomelife 26
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Bazooka. Nothing out of the ordinary.

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junkman6 22
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Chuck Norris once took a bazooka to the knee... Ok I'll stop.

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cakefete2 30
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Yea 41, I heard about that incident. The missile hit his knee, dropped to the floor, and started screaming in pain. Meanwhile, Chuck Norris walks away like nothing happened.

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pugpuggy 21
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#51 Wait, then who got shot in the knee?

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SgtAssCheeks 21
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I used to be an adventurer like you...

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brmsnipes 8
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Shit yes! I love Skyrim!

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andiesaur 18
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I guess you'll have another story to tell your children! Look on the bright side, no matter how small it is.

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Pat_Tricksta 13
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Talking about penis?

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GeneralySpeaking 11
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That's what she said.

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LifeMD 14
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At least you'll have a great story to tell for years.

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PinkkyPek 6

guess you could say it ended with a bang

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AnOriginalName 19

And not the kind of bang that one would expect for a birthday.

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lexiieeex3 32

This needs a followup asap

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Never_Land 10

You tried #7

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ElricMustang 23
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What I'm wondering is how this happened to begin with. What birthday surprise involves something that you can accidentally shoot someone with?

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Headcrab 29
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I'm going out on a limb here but if I really had to guess... I'd say a gun.

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grunt_fml 17
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I'd say shooting a salute gone terribly wrong. That or it was a slightly drastic hint that Op REALLY needs to move out. Now.

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icnburbbygrl 23
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Uhh...follow up?? Please?

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1dvs_bstd 41

day 2, still in the hospital.

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cakefete2 30
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Well kids, I got this scar 15 years ago, when grandma and grandpa "accidentally" shot me in my leg for my birthday. While recovering in the hospital, there was this beautiful nurse taking care of me, and that's how I met your mother.

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DaMann360 19

^^ this guy ^^

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llamaslikesoda 21

#52 I officially love you

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cumberbunny 17
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Let's hope it was a paintball gun! FYL and happy birthday :)

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