Great parents you have D:
Also, happy birthday!

woah, op can't just leave us hanging like that...why'd they shoot him?

For the surprise!

This needs too much follow up. Shot with what? Were they drunk? Wtf?

Are you a redneck

Well at least you did get a birthday surprise.

I can't imagine what LEAD up to all this...

Backfire isn't a firearms-related term but I'll give you an upvote for trying anyway. Lol.

With an actual bullet? Or something like a BB gun?

Bazooka. Nothing out of the ordinary.

Chuck Norris once took a bazooka to the knee...

Ok I'll stop.

Yea 41, I heard about that incident. The missile hit his knee, dropped to the floor, and started screaming in pain. Meanwhile, Chuck Norris walks away like nothing happened.

#51

Wait, then who got shot in the knee?

I used to be an adventurer like you...

Shit yes! I love Skyrim!

I guess you'll have another story to tell your children! Look on the bright side, no matter how small it is.

Talking about penis?

That's what she said.

At least you'll have a great story to tell for years.

guess you could say it ended with a bang

And not the kind of bang that one would expect for a birthday.

This needs a followup asap

Smashing!

You tried #7

What I'm wondering is how this happened to begin with. What birthday surprise involves something that you can accidentally shoot someone with?

I'm going out on a limb here but if I really had to guess... I'd say a gun.

I'd say shooting a salute gone terribly wrong. That or it was a slightly drastic hint that Op REALLY needs to move out. Now.

Uhh...follow up?? Please?

day 2, still in the hospital.

Well kids, I got this scar 15 years ago, when grandma and grandpa "accidentally" shot me in my leg for my birthday. While recovering in the hospital, there was this beautiful nurse taking care of me, and that's how I met your mother.

^^ this guy ^^

#52 I officially love you

Let's hope it was a paintball gun! FYL and happy birthday :)