By Anonymous - 05/05/2012 12:07 - Israel - Ramat Hasharon
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By Anonymous - 05/05/2012 12:07 - Israel - Ramat Hasharon
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First! My first first. Deal with it.
Another awesome first post...
Yah, sorry. I blanked on what to say.
It would have been hilarious if you weren't first with that comment. other people had posts the same minute as you.
I'm glad you were moderated.
Every time someone says "first" on the internet, a lolcat dies. I hope you know this #1.
And every time someone bitches about the first comment there's another idiot posting a crappy first comment. And that is the never ending circle of life
$5 Vvirtual cat... hmm... sad... Sic FYL
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Show it anywayLOLOLLOL so do you.
Your picture made me laugh so I thumbed it up
Kinky f--kery never fails. Buy new cuffs and try again. Way to keep it spicy
Nice pic
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Show it anywayAlso, pics or it didn't happen
3/8- You're such a comedy genius.I'm being sarcastic people, don't take it seriously.
I like ur profile pic
Kepler-22b is that way. *Points*
48 i like yours...
**** you ****
Haha umad bros?
ohhh my god I think this guy only knows how to speak using internet memes
Apparently people don't lik me when I give a compliment... Meanies
68 - IN the knee! IN! If you're gonna do it, do it right.
127- I'm pretty sure it's TO the knee.
****** bitches
Amused...or aroused?
Both. And what is up with the parenthesis and slashes?
you brought the bed with you?
She said she waddled to the station though...you don't have to waddle with a pair of cuffs around your ankles.
You have to waddle if you don't want the cuffs hitting you in the leg every step
Looks like you two were in a sticky situation. But fyl and YDI though, you should have known about it before^^ always try things of they are new before using it :3 At least you're free from it now, so that's good ^^
How does one look like a country? Because I want to look like Ireland.
What does Ireland look like exactly?
Yeah I am, I do my country proud, Jk.. But I'm Norwegian :)
This thread is radically taking a turn for the gayer
except for the ones with good taste.
How did you waddle to a fire station with your leg attached to a bed?
They probably broke off the portion of the bed she was attached to (i.e. The post, staff, etc.)
Great minds ask alike...
First for everything.
Seems like quite a fun event. And at least you got laid!
Hack saws work wonders. Don't worry, the doctors can reattach your foot. Wait, I suppose you could just cut the cuffs instead...no, go with the foot.
Just don't cut the wrong one. Dr. Phil paid for that big time.
If you cut the cuffs, then this could happen to you again in the future with another faulty pair of cuffs. If you listen to your doctor, then you will not have to worry about getting stuck again, as you will be able to simply remove your foot. You can have your kink and walk away too; win-win. Always remember, Doc knows best.
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you brought the bed with you?
Amused...or aroused?