Kids, Awkward and Injury: It's not what you think! - FML

It's not what you think!

By Anonymous - 05/08/2021 14:01

Today, I bought my daughter a rape alarm after she had a near-miss with a creep following her to her part-time job. As soon as I handed it to her in the car park, she accidentally set it off and one of her coworkers put me in a rather painful headlock and threw me to the ground, breaking my arm. FML

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Thursday 5 August 2021 14:49

Good news: it works and she has efficient coworkers.

RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 5 August 2021 15:32

Basically, you staged a rape attempt drill and your daughter's workplace passed with flying colors. You should send them congratulatory donuts.

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Advance 56

Thursday 5 August 2021 14:49

Good news: it works and she has efficient coworkers.

RichardPencil 30

Send a private message

Thursday 5 August 2021 15:32

Basically, you staged a rape attempt drill and your daughter's workplace passed with flying colors. You should send them congratulatory donuts.

Boyufd 24

Thursday 5 August 2021 15:35

can you sue?

RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 5 August 2021 15:47

If it's in America, yes! Here, you can "sue the bishop of Boston for bastardy." We even have a place called Sue City! Whether you'll winner not is another story.

Wadlaen 23

Thursday 5 August 2021 22:22

On the plus-side, it works, and she also has caring and protective coworkers. Sounds like she's pretty safe.

Kira_ 2

Friday 6 August 2021 20:12

Good news: she’s safe at work.

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