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Im sure theres a mosquito bite boob joke in there somewhere, but i cant find it, so instead i'll just wonder why this is a fml? Now if ahe got an infection, or had a wasp sting her, this MIGHT be an fml.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the next sighting on your internet safari- the troll! Researches are unable to determine if they are actually idiots or merely act that way to attract prey, so maintaining a safe distance is recommended. Keep your hands and feet inside the car at all times.
In my defense, i was sleep deprived, and have been known to be dumb. Fortunately, im now on trollnomore, which is a hell of a drug.
Get a bug to bite the other boob to even out your organic boob job.
Women will do anything for larger breasts.
Maybe now your boss will give you that raise you've been working towards...
Urgh...as though bug bites weren't bad enough on their own. You poor thing. I hope it heals up soon.
I guess that's one way to make your boobs bigger
Apply band aides until you reach your desired cup size- could work wonders- Dolly Parton top and Kardashian bottom- sorry OP that bites
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Get a bug to bite the other boob to even out your organic boob job.
Women will do anything for larger breasts.