Anonymous
Growing old sucks
Today, I've gotten to that point in life where I can no longer seem to trust a fart. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
andinpublictoo
Well shit…
Today, and for the first time in my life, I was unable to trust a fart. FML
Anonymous
Warren, United States
Trust issues
Today, I ended up shitting myself when trying to pass what I thought was a small amount of gas, only for it to be diarrhea. I turned 37 last month. Never trust a fart, right? FML
it's sharty time :/
Bismarck, United States
Today, during an 8 hour shift at a very busy bowling alley, I found out I can't trust a fart anymore. I'm only 25. Now I have to finish my shift commando, and also get rid of the evidence without anyone noticing. FML
annie
It's a gas gas gas
Today, I trusted a fart at work and, for the first time in my life, it did not come out silent. I have had a hell of a time explaining to people that I don’t fart loudly all the time. FML
u.p.i.c.
Los Angeles, United States
Dinnertime
Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML
shitty situation
United States
A bit lax
Today, I shit my pants. I don’t even remember trusting a fart. As in, it literally just fell out of my ass. I’m only 24. FML
Wowsers.
United Kingdom
Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML
fat and alone
Birmingham, United States
Today, I figured I needed to go on a diet when I discovered I could make farting noises with my neck. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Growing old gracefully
Today, I found out that as I get closer to 40, I often need to wipe my arse when I fart. FML
Anonymous
Today, I've had bad gas all day. In bed, almost asleep, I felt the urge to fart, and thinking nothing of it, I let it rip. It wasn't a fart. FML
Top comments
Hangryko 32
I have to be careful these days, too. My advice to everyone 30+: Don't trust the fart.
Charlie Given 28
Yuppers just assume it's a shart 🤣
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Hangryko 32
I have to be careful these days, too. My advice to everyone 30+: Don't trust the fart.
Charlie Given 28
Yuppers just assume it's a shart 🤣
RichardPencil 32
What age would that be? One should never trust a fart from conception.
SirEnigM0nk 22
When does one ever trust a fart? Mr. Hankey perhaps, but not a fart.