By Pseudo - 21/06/2016 05:33 - France - Vitry-le-fran?ois

Today, I asked my little cousin if he had a girlfriend if he had a girlfriend. “Yes,“ he said. “Two, but I’m going to keep the one with the biggest boobs.“ He’s 7. FML
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stangbang92 17

I to ask people a question twice before I let them answer.

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stangbang92 17

I to ask people a question twice before I let them answer.

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BestOrginalName 22

To be honest, I completely read the FML with only one "if he had a girlfriend." I guess my brain just interpreted it as a normal sentence without any repeats.

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

Okay 29 & 34, we get it. Shut the **** up.

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PePziNL 20

Yes a lot of people don't see the the error in these kinds of sentences.

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Welshite 39

Don't you dare call boobies imaginary! What is wrong with you?

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Not imaginary, just that they live in Canada and can't come visit whenever other people ask for proof of their existence.

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Twisted_Killjoy 23

Fuckboi: the early stages...

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smxiricky 23

well I don't know well I don't know what to say. Too much crap on TV that's why kids are messed up at a young age...

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SecundusSecunda 27

The kid is like that because he is like that Just because someone watches TV or plays video games doesn't mean they'll become mass killers or have multiple girlfriends

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BrotherPhil 35

Get off my lawn! Now where did I put my prune juice?

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amileah13 26

He must be doing something right!

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JohnnyKade 25

Don't know why you're getting downvoted, this comment is priceless.

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interesting33 36

Because this is a 7 year old child who is thinking about breasts and other people as simply valuable because of sex appeal. That is not doing something right.

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moocowmilk0 19

this kid is going places

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Tripartita 44

Like on a list of the ten douchiest guys some poor gal will have the misfortune of dating. This list will likely be published to her blog and receive many retweets or something.

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

He's going places alright. Like Maury's.

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EvilLittleMan 23

Multiple choice: A. ( . )( . ) B. ( @ Y @ ) The obvious answer is B for Big and Boobs.

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URBeingLied2 23

But what if A has a better personality?

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Tripartita 44

I don't know if I'd be willing to pass up the opportunity to learn how somebody got two Unicode @ symbols for areolae.

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