Anonymous
La Crosse, United States
Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Panic!
Today, I fucked up by trusting the wrong fart and shat myself in the middle of the restaurant I was eating lunch at. I was so mortified, I couldn't even finish the meal I paid for. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML
Anonymous
Altamonte Springs, United States
Today, in the middle of a presentation, I fought a shart, but the shart won. FML
andinpublictoo
Well shit…
Today, and for the first time in my life, I was unable to trust a fart. FML
Anonymous
Too trusting
Today, I made the major mistake of trusting a fart during a job interview. Needless to say, I didn’t get the job. FML
u.p.i.c.
Los Angeles, United States
Dinnertime
Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML
Wowsers.
United Kingdom
Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML
thiscantbereal00
Dopamine rush
Today, I went to the casino and put $500 into a game and lost it all. I tried another $100 and won it all back, plus some. Instead of walking out ahead, I kept trying to hit bigger and ended up losing all my rent money. Rent is due and now I can’t pay it. FML
Anonymous
Growing old sucks
Today, I've gotten to that point in life where I can no longer seem to trust a fart. FML
Jimmy
Secaucus, United States
Windfall
Today, I went to a casino with $300 to spend and somehow walked out with $21K. When I told my wife, she sighed and moaned about how annoying taxes will be, and how I should have pushed my luck further. The house always wins, even when it loses. FML
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TrippingOnAcid 29
Have we?
demamcgirl16 21
Here I sit, so broken hearted. Tried to shit but only farted.. Then one day I took a chance, Tried to fart but shit my pants.
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IWishIWasObama 12
ewww!
Exodiafinder687 58
What a shitty situa- *Gets shot*
Exodiafinder687 58
Looks like I gambled and I lost. I guess they can't all be great.
Oley 27
Don't worry! I gave you a thumbs up!
demamcgirl16 21
Here I sit, so broken hearted. Tried to shit but only farted.. Then one day I took a chance, Tried to fart but shit my pants.
Freda92 12
Hahaha, loved your little poem, it's really funny!
foxwasalamb 24
ehh already seen that on the inside of a stall at the DMV
NPN_Scorpio 16
Magna Sharta.
Jzigger 6
Wisest thing my dad has ever told me: Never trust a fart
weveallbeenthere 30
I tell my kids that, wise man.
xxreikoxx 31
This is probably going to get buried in negative votes, but to be honest, I actually question the legitimacy of this FML at all...I can't be the only one. Really, who "gambles on a fart?"
allstarrider 14
It's those moments when ur gassed up but not feeling well from your tummy but need to let that gas go hoping nothing else comes out but it does
Goblin182 27
When you take a chance that you have to fart and it turns out you had to shit, that's how you gamble on a fart.
allstarrider 14
When you least expect it shit comes out of nowhere
Arrow26 4
You totally deserved that shit.
weveallbeenthere 30
NEVER trust a fart.
mrockhill 11
9 out of 10 times the fart will win ..
weveallbeenthere 30
yeah but that one time.....Damn
mrockhill 11
It's always at the wrong place at the wrong time