Today, my boyfriend and I decided to do something fun and spontaneous, so we had sex in the disabled toilet in the shopping centre. Little did we know, the male AND female toilets were conveniently being cleaned at the time, so the only toilet open was the disabled one. Walk of shame. FML
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Today, I decided to use the disabled toilet in work to get a little extra privacy while I did my business. The cleaners who unlocked the door from the outside and barged in on me were nice and waited until I finished to apologize and explain there were complaints the door had been locked for days. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
Today, my boyfriend learned about my filthy fetishes in the worst way possible. He found me naked in the bathroom, licking the dirty toilet seat. I couldn't even make an excuse. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I mustered up the courage to take a dump in a public toilet so I went to the disabled toilet in our university library. I did my thing, the flush didn't work, I pulled the red string thinking it would do something and a buzzer started ringing throughout the whole university. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I wanted to kayak. On the way, I told him I had to go back to our hotel because I needed the bathroom and didn't want a public one to smell. Once back in the elevator at the hotel, it got stuck. For an hour. I pooped myself and had to wait 40 minutes after that for help. FML
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
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mama2b3 20
lol you ****** in the handi capped bathroom? That adds shame to the walk of shame!
manbizzle 1
That's just foul.
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mama2b3 20
lol you ****** in the handi capped bathroom? That adds shame to the walk of shame!
SpotXSpot 5
Then you shouldn'tve done that at all. Shame indeed.
awzmness 0
YDI for having sex on a toilet >_<
rushiee 0
disabled people need to piss move the **** over tsk tsk
Jrook 0
don't get what this means at all but yeah... potty sex isn't right
roxxy_surf 0
classy.. ydi, but you could of at least locked the door **** you antiflood protection!
Kungfujunk 0
No shit haha, but that sounds fun ;)
Yaseeher 0
16 they probaly did lock the door. but with heaps of ppl waitin for their dump and a pair come out of a cubicle/room its a walk of shame
Horney4her69 0
bathrooms are gross. can't you find somewhere that people don't shit & piss all over to do your thing? sicko
StoryOfTheYear 15
Hobos gotta have sex SOMEWHERE
FYLDeep 26
#5, it says that they had sex inside the toilet. If sex on a toilet is crazy, I'd like to think that sex in a toilet is flat-out insane.
rushiee 0
now thats just gross
mygodmary 0
Haha OP said "In the toilet" not "On the toilet"
KraziiBabii 0
You had sex in the toilet? Wow, and I thought it was wrong to have sex on the toilet.
xbrittanyann 0
Um I dont know what you say where you live, but in Austraila mate, when we say "In the toilet" We mean in the ROOM the toilet is in.
Ms_Jessie22 8
SOTY who would have sex with a hobo?
StoryOfTheYear 15
40- giraffes have sex with another giraffe, whales do the do with other whales Complete equation: Hobos have sex with ______
rushiee 0
lol win (:
FMLRevoluSean 0
Story, i'm thinking it's Asians. Is it Asian???
AziraLevana 2
OP: As a disabled person, I'm here to tell you that you deserve more humiliation than you got. Go and be "spontaneous" somewhere it won't affect others. If someone YOU love had been disadvantaged due to another's selfish behaviour, you'd have been disgusted. Why is it okay for you to cause pain to someone else's loved ones? How much more embarrassing and difficult do you think it would be for a disabled person if they soiled themseves because of some selfish arseholes shagging in their toilet? You deserve worse than what you got.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Sean gets 5 points!
Ms_Jessie22 8
Haha okay I feel really dumb now. For some reason hobo on hobo sex never occurred to me. Perhaps because it gives me horrid mental images xp
Drakanaa 0
The only way it could be worse is if there were blatantly obvious semen stains. Then even I would have called them out. "Hey Bill and Monica! Hope you get that dry cleaned!"
rushiee 0
op got told by 46(:
StoryOfTheYear 15
lol Jessie, don't hurt yourself thinking too hard next time :)
Ms_Jessie22 8
Haha Story I'm not an idiot really! It's 1am and I'm facing the side effects of niquil lol :)
FMLRevoluSean 0
Ydi for having sex in a toilet and for killing old people.
Diaubalick_de 0
In America they also say "in the toilet" or "in the bathroom" when you are in the room the toilet is in, but here is Germany, when you say "in the toilette" it means IN the damn toilet. If you want to mean the room the toilet is in you say "on the toilet" or "by the toilet"
happyhak 5
"Today, my boyfriend and I decided to do something fun and spontaneous" By having sex in a toilet for disabled people? Really? Well, after hearing this it sounds like you and your boyfriend ARE disabled! Seriously, if you and your boyfriend think sex in a disabled toilet is "fun and spontaneous" then you two really need to get out more!
elsnappypickle 0
stupid disabled people
webb2194 0
28 win! that's great
izzy0122 0
OP said that only bathroom open was the disabled one.. so had someone needed to use it really bad and then a disabled person came he or she would have needed to wait regardless. but I'm not agreeing with having sex in a public bathroom that's disgusting.. I like custodians/ janitors enjoy cleaning piss? I doubt they do a perfect job so there is lotsaaa freaking germs! ydi op .. have sex in a car or something.. where the idea of getting caught heats things up..
gurlucrazy 0
wow... #37 **** you you feeling the need to make ur comment as australian as possible
marinus_fml 20
totally agree with 37
MikeStern 1
At #46 and #57, while what the Op did was pretty stupid they didn't harm disabled people very much since they still had to wait for anyone else who was using the only working bathroom there. And they probably didn't take more than the time it takes for a large dump. I'm sorry but I just dislike it when people go on a self-righteous rant and they're not even right.
hotscar 3
16, what's your number?
yo123454321 0
16 is soo hot
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Ha! The first time I read this, I understood disabled as not open for use. So I was thinking, "Sex in a public restroom? Gross. Sex in the vicinity of a public toilet clogged with a giant double deuce? Vomit!!" Then I finished reading it and felt like an idiot.
Renisca 7
To #85: Yeah, but that doesn't excuse the fact that they were having sex in a public restroom's stall, using it unnecessarily. It's called a facility for a reason; it serves one function and one bodily function only. What if there were children in the restroom? I know some noises can't be explained away as constipation. Just because they didn't take long doing it doesn't mean it's not totally crass, rude and disgusting. If you have to go #1 or #2, do it, because that's what restrooms are for, but don't DO IT and insert the 1 into the 0 (yeah, yeah, I'm getting pretty crude myself), because that's just...ugh. UGH.
TheVanGirlsing 0
wahahahahaha epic. I wish to lord almighty that I had been there to see you. omg, easily on my top 5 fmls.
ankur510 0
what's up just dropping by to say hi
cmac86 24
46-win!
NiceNikez 0
number 16 can **** me in the bathroom
pink_mx_braap 0
this fml makes no sense to me
danehilts 0
46 **** you assholes like you shouldn't be on FML if you can't take a ****** funny story
blondegrlmissa 0
wow! haha and #9 ur so effin pretty fo sho!
rushiee 0
thanks (:
simian_nelipot 0
with....your mom
zyth 4
Oh, **** you for taking the language too literally. Try harder.
RepeatOfHistory 1
Tbh, you only live once, lighten up everybody.
sethew32 0
this is exactly why I only use public restrooms if I absolutely HAVE to! ...nasties! do that shit at home or somewhere where other ppl don't have to sit in the aftermath unaware of what just happened there. besides that sex in a bathroom where god only knows what has happened in is gross to begin with.
mrshaggy 0
your hot stuff babe
mrshaggy 0
sexy girlll
hayleyjames 0
hahaha yer we do lol
cmonbru 0
haha u have big breast
CalvinA7X 1
chef excellence ftw :D ashens??
mwangi101 15
think about it. there's 1 bathroom currently available at the mall. you, children, elders, etc are waiting to go. after ages you a young couple walk out with wrinkled clothes and shamed looks.... wouldn't you be disgusted?
manbizzle 1
That's just foul.
xocourtxo 0
uhm. this isn't really a fml. it's just stupid
BrittneyMace 0
I agree
xCaliGirlx 0
ydi
XCaLX_fml 0
hey cali girl text me 8049866711 idk y but i cant text back till wendsday stupid math teacher took my fone
geovanni 9
desperate much?
cabanaboyjuan 6
u fine
Mirorbo 27
Honey, you deserve it just for trying to have sex in a public place. No matter what, you're going to get caught.
lil_vixxxen_for_ 0
not always, me nd my bf had sex in th hot topic dressing room nd we didnt get caught
ActionManly 11
Perhaps he's handicappeed in bed, so it would make sense then.
happyhak 5
Win
JordynAlexis 0
That's my favorite comment so far.
snickergiggles 0
did you have toilet paper stuck to your shoe?
Quest_ 13
Hot! Don't worry, it's awesome that you love your boyfriend and that you have a fun sex life. You'll never see those people again in your lives.
snickergiggles 0
quest : you say they will never see them again but it never fails that when you don't want to see someone....life slaps you with them lol
Quest_ 13
Well, or, she could have just pretended to be his carer.
NotMeh 0
Shame. it's not really an FML either.
Tobigofastick 0
Who has sex in the handicap bathroom? Really, shame 4 sure.
TiffanyBlews27 0
Who has sex in a public bathroom, period?!?It makes about as much sense as... eating a cookie and ketchup sandwich.
LexaDear 0
Lol, win.
insidejokeswithm 0
You're not supposed to?!
Milotiiic 9
15, I just saw your profile pic while stoned 20 minutes ago and I'm still laughing...