By mastermind - 01/09/2019 02:00

Today, I can add "Ferrari" to the long list of cars I’ve almost been hit by. FML
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TCRII 29

If a Ferrari hits you, that is a big insurance settlement. Next time put a little more effort into it.

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jbuckets_404 38

Sounds like your own driving skills just might be in need of some improvement if other cars keep getting too close to you in yours. Just sayin'....

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TCRII 29

If a Ferrari hits you, that is a big insurance settlement. Next time put a little more effort into it.

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jbuckets_404 38

But that assumes that the owner hasn't let the insurance policy lapse and that it's not a hit-n-run with a successful getaway esp. by a car thief ie, you know whose car hit you.... Otherwise, OP is SOL. Also, chronic pain & life-long disabilities tend to ruin one's quality & enjoyment of life. I prefer to be "poor," but healthy myself with fully-working, pain-free body parts.

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jbuckets_404 38

Sounds like your own driving skills just might be in need of some improvement if other cars keep getting too close to you in yours. Just sayin'....

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XUDT72 24

Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades. No one cares...

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RichardPencil 30

Pedestrianing can be a bitch! They ought to give classes.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

This is why jaywalking is an infraction. Or a misdemeanour. Or whichever one it is. Plus, I guess this doesn't count if you're a Limey. Always look both ways before crossing the street/use a designated crossing, or that Ferrari could be replaced by something shitty like a Jetta, and the humiliation of being hit by one of those will hurt far more than the injuries sustained from the accident.

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twin 18

At some point you have to ask yourself why you have almost been hit by a list of cars.

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404wan 19

Looks like someone needs to learn to look both ways before crossing the road.

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shannon2348 14

If it's a long list on going to assume it's your fault. ydi

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