Today my girlfriend was on top during sex. I went to slap her butt, missed and nailed myself in the balls. We had to stop. She wouldn't stop laughing.... I agree, your life sucks 845 You deserved it 865 5 Comments
Today, while things were getting hot and heavy with my boyfriend, we were making out and our nose rings got stuck together... it took us 20 minutes to... I agree, your life sucks 1141 You deserved it 753 12 Comments
