By bigryngf - United States Today, I was on my couch when my landlord walked in. He asked what I was doing there. I responded with the same question. Apparently my roommate forgot to call me and tell me that our lease ended three days ago. I am now standing in the parking lot with all my belongings, and it is raining. FML I agree, your life sucks 56192 You deserved it 6965 164 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Noname - United States Today, I was studying for a final when I noticed all I had was a blue highlighter. I decided to drive to the store to get a yellow one. On the way there, I got $200 worth of traffic tickets for not stopping at a stop sign. I basically spent $200 because I prefer yellow highlighters over blue. FML I agree, your life sucks 21481 You deserved it 109907 137 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By 9inchsofty Today, I took my truck through an automatic car wash. During the wash, the bristles on one of the automatic scrubbers ripped my metal antenna off of my car. The antenna was stuck spinning around in the scrubber, smacking and scratching the entire side of my car, top to bottom. FML I agree, your life sucks 2924 You deserved it 911 14 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By KarlwithaK - United States Today, we were visiting my great-grandma, who has Alzheimer’s. We spent most of the day with her and she didn't know who we all were. Time came for us to leave so when I gave her a hug good-bye, she whispered into my ear, "You're my type." FML I agree, your life sucks 79847 You deserved it 4151 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By x.x - United States - Tampa Today, I was taking a shower when the soap began to burn my eyes worse than they've ever burned before. I quickly grabbed whatever cloth I could find to rub my eyes with. My dad's old underwear was the last thing I would expect to find lying near the tub. FML I agree, your life sucks 42294 You deserved it 5739 92 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anon - United States Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML I agree, your life sucks 28193 You deserved it 3665 64 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sadcat - United States Today, I took my cat to the vet. He said he felt a strange lump that could be serious. I got really upset and picked her up, crying. The vet then told me I had to put her down. Absolutely devastated by having to euthanize my cat, I passed out. He meant I had to put her back on the table. FML I agree, your life sucks 30951 You deserved it 14724 170 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By kirstyrd - United States - Germfask Today, was the first day my grandma has seen me since I started going to tanning beds. She is now considering taking me out of her will because I look like "a damn Indian". FML I agree, your life sucks 28914 You deserved it 35973 71 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By coolchicka05 - United States Today, I chose to wear khaki dress pants to class to look professional. I was in the hallway when one of my professors pulled me aside to ask if I was feeling well. Apparently, the dryer had "eaten" my pants and made a large brown stain on the butt, making it look like I had crapped myself. FML I agree, your life sucks 40804 You deserved it 9721 74 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By fatty fatfuck - 10/5/2020 17:00 You can't win Today, after losing my job and being quarantined alone, I realized I've gained quite a bit of weight due to depression. I decided to do something about it and walk around my neighborhood. A group of teens followed me laughing and hurling insults until I cried. FML I agree, your life sucks 2117 You deserved it 182 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By mugs - United States Today, I asked my parents if the outfit I was wearing made me look fat. My mom looked at me and paused for a while; my dad said, "Honey, that outfit doesn't make you look fat. Your fat makes you look fat." FML I agree, your life sucks 69516 You deserved it 23892 139 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I found out the hard way what it sounds like when you take the first letter of my first name, A, and put it with my last name, Hole. FML I agree, your life sucks 27625 You deserved it 3872 162 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By kaitlintaylor - United States Today, my family went to a football game. It was a little cold, but then it started to rain. I wasn't dressed for rain and I'd left my umbrella in the car. My dad wouldn't let us leave our seats for the whole game. FML I agree, your life sucks 23552 You deserved it 5224 59 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By pissed - United States Today, I was on Facebook looking at pictures of my boyfriend, who was in his friend's wedding this past weekend. He said that none of the girlfriends could come because it would cost too much for the couple. I spent the weekend alone, and all his friend's girlfriends are in the pictures. FML I agree, your life sucks 63048 You deserved it 4953 122 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ohno - United States Today, I took my girlfriend of 3 years out to where we had our first date. I proposed to her. She breaks down in tears as she tells me she's been sleeping with her co-worker for the past year. FML I agree, your life sucks 57387 You deserved it 3200 162 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Lemonhead - United States Today, I was riding my bike back to my house. Suddenly I was hit by something in the head. I looked down to see a lemon on the ground and looked up to see a guy yelling at me in a car that was passing. He was yelling at me because I got in the way of the house he was throwing it at. FML I agree, your life sucks 29875 You deserved it 3164 62 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I woke up to see that I had two black eyes from a cheerleading stunt gone wrong yesterday. I decided to curl my hair to distract from them. While curling my hair I accidentally burned my cheek. I now have two black eyes and a huge burn on my cheek. My extended family is coming tomorrow. FML I agree, your life sucks 27718 You deserved it 7212 76 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By moreliketurdmart - United States - Lynnwood Today, at the supermarket, a guy started yelling at me for staring at his "woman." She frankly looked like someone had carved Mick Jagger's face into a turd. When I told him I have better things to do than ogle random women, he started harassing me for being "a queer." FML I agree, your life sucks 47030 You deserved it 5315 78 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Taylor Page - United States - Gainesville Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML I agree, your life sucks 33509 You deserved it 2523 59 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By onlyme - United States Today, I was lining a soccer field. I had the entire grid laid out, so I began to paint with a handheld cart. I finished the entire field without looking back once. I forgot to put paint in the cart. I walked around a field for an hour painting with air. FML I agree, your life sucks 16094 You deserved it 64685 99 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By DJ - United States Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML I agree, your life sucks 32095 You deserved it 2845 91 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada - Toronto Today, at work my boss called me into his office because he had received multiple complaints from coworkers about a prank sound machine I have been using to make inappropriate fart sounds at my desk. I wish it was a fart machine; I have a condition. FML I agree, your life sucks 27602 You deserved it 2459 80 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By gb - Australia Today, I was dancing with the 4 hottest girls I've ever seen at a club, and I fainted. FML I agree, your life sucks 35473 You deserved it 8826 151 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Sleeping moody - United States - Hollywood Today I went to my sleep therapist; I sleep 8 hours a night, but I'm still very tired during the day. I'm divorced, so we decided that I would record myself sleeping to see if I might be snoring. We listened to the tape. Not only was I snoring very loudly, I cry all night in my sleep. FM I agree, your life sucks 18314 You deserved it 1038 43 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anonymous - United States Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML I agree, your life sucks 26098 You deserved it 2856 55 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ShouldveStayedAVirgin - United States - Houston Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML I agree, your life sucks 26735 You deserved it 6976 21 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom - Kettering Today, my roommate wants to kick me out because I can't afford to pay my share of the rent this month. I couldn't afford to, because I had to pay for repairs to my car after my roommate got drunk, stole my keys, and crashed it into a street light. FML I agree, your life sucks 40147 You deserved it 3010 97 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Alwayshappens2me - United States Today, I learned that even when you put a sock on the door because you are having sex with your boyfriend, doesn't mean your mom won't walk in your brand new apartment for a "surprise visit." FML I agree, your life sucks 42222 You deserved it 10446 113 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By MessyMal - United States Today, my 25 year old brother ran into my room very excited at 8am. "Wake up! We got a new puppy!" he told me. I was so excited so I jumped out of my warm bed. When I asked him if he was serious he said "No, but we have to go to church, so get dressed." FML I agree, your life sucks 33333 You deserved it 9335 41 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By thoughtidseenitall - United States - Englewood Today, while trucking, I got stuck in traffic on a congested highway. After 15 minutes of mind-numbing boredom, I glanced down at the car beside me, only to witness the driver changing her tampon and flicking the old one onto the highway. I can't unsee this. FML I agree, your life sucks 64219 You deserved it 3998 184 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I graduated from a top law school. My aunt's reaction? "I will never hang out with a cop." FML I agree, your life sucks 24258 You deserved it 2056 56 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Australia Today, my dad offered to take me and my sister to school because we just moved houses. On the way, he asked us why we looked so tired. We just said we were tired from moving house. Truth is, our room is right next to theirs. We heard everything. Loud and clear. FML I agree, your life sucks 25304 You deserved it 2357 64 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By love4cheese1197 Today, I had to listen to my best friend explain how to properly unstick one's balls from one's leg. I'm a girl. FML I agree, your life sucks 1360 You deserved it 227 12 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By norestforthewicked Today, my family and I discovered that my sleepwalking has escalated into sleep-raiding-the-fridge, after I woke up on my kitchen floor in a puddle of melted ice cream, surrounded by my parents, brother, and dogs. Apparently my recent dieting plans aren't going over too well with my subconscious. FML I agree, your life sucks 34014 You deserved it 4303 80 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Son of a Bitch - United States Today, an hour into a family road trip, my mother informed me that she didn't put my suitcase in the car because it "didn't fit". FML I agree, your life sucks 30728 You deserved it 2064 67 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Failed Artist - United States - Des Moines Today, my family was cleaning out our basement when I noticed an empty wall. I asked my grandma if I could put a picture up. She replied, "I don't want your ugly drawings on the wall". I wasn't talking about my drawings. FML I agree, your life sucks 21862 You deserved it 1718 29 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Nasty - United States Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML I agree, your life sucks 34192 You deserved it 11525 257 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ouch - Mexico Today, I learned that my brakes don't work anymore on my bike. When did I learn this? While speeding down a really steep hill. FML I agree, your life sucks 29318 You deserved it 5374 132 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Eponine13 Today, I thought it would be fun to climb a tree. My older sister also thought it would be fun to set the tree on fire. FML I agree, your life sucks 1845 You deserved it 162 12 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By SkipLegDay - New Zealand - Palmerston North Today, my untrained legs have been traumatised by the sudden regime of squats, mountain climbers and lunges I have been putting them through. I literally just have to trust-fall back onto the toilet and hope for the best, because my legs don't have the strength to support the gradual descent. FML I agree, your life sucks 14273 You deserved it 3228 67 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, my ex-girlfriend called me say she needed her car repaired. I fixed it as fast as I could so she could get back on her way, only to find out she’s... I agree, your life sucks 320 You deserved it 233 4 Comments
Today, I'm horny as hell, but I'm such a germaphobe that I don't want to be touched by anyone else, and now, after looking in the mirror and seeing how... I agree, your life sucks 297 You deserved it 395 6 Comments