By Anonymous - 01/01/2014 07:49 - Australia - Southport

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. Every 20 minutes or so, I'll get a notification that I have a new message, and I check it just to find that same message sitting there. I'm being trolled by my own phone. FML
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foxy_grampa 19

If you delete the message then the notification should go away I would think.

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mpj13 8

Just don't go all Taylor Swift and write a song about it.

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foxy_grampa 19

If you delete the message then the notification should go away I would think.

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Tthug 34

Or more likely just read the message...although with most phones you get notified a little quicker than 20 minutes.

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illusong 16

You must have a iPhone. Ever since I got a iPhone it's been my wake up call

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lauratorresarig 8

I don't think she should delete it . She should hold on to that message to remind herself not to be fooled so easily by men who have to be a coward to end a relationship via text . **** him , you can do better

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mpj13 8

Just don't go all Taylor Swift and write a song about it.

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Tthug 34

Why not? I'd do that if I was a girl with a decent voice/body. The millions of dollars are totally worth it. The difference is I'd stop after 1 album/(song depending how much it makes) and start investing the money.

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speakersboom 19

I'm pretty sure it's not that easy. If it were, we'd have thousands of mini-swifts running around whining about their boyfriends. The apocaswift apocalypse.

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Tthug 34

That's why I said decent voice. Most girls sound terrible singing, at least as teenagers.

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Queensland 27

There are lots of fantastic singers that haven't and won't make it. Just because you have a good voice doesn't mean you'll be successful.

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Tthug 34

Probably so. It was somewhat a sarcastic post. Looks like people here took it the other way. I'm just saying she's got a nice gig going.

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FMLcommenterer 13

'Today I got trolled by my own phone, my boyfriend broke up with my I don't know, oh Ohhhhh. (chorus) trolololololololol trolololololololol'. - the song that OP would write.

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Rainhawk94 27

#45 how the hell is something somewhat sarcastic? Sorry bud, nothing can save you from the hole you dug yourself in

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robmcm72 4

Turn your phone completely off. It should reboot.

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parism143 28

Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

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HKCgrimmjow 15

Have you tried setting it on fire? It works nearly every time. I promise.

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TheRoyalDog 10

#35: It works 60% of the time, every time

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HKCgrimmjow 15

Well you know, there's always those damn sane people who put it out and call you crazy. They ruin the whole process!

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arandomusernameaa 20

Or microwave your phone... I have heard it improves how long the battery lasts! ( I take no responsibility for any fried phones due to this comment)

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haileyshelton 14

I think her phone already broke up with her.

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ThomasBombadil 31

Drill a hole in your phone to let some of the bad "trons" out.

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JMichael 25

I'd delete the message or restart your phone. And your ex is a fuckwad for breaking up via text.

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

technology at it's finest

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martin8337 35

I know it sucks getting dumped especially by text, e-mail etc. It has happened to me several times in the past so I know your pain. You'll be alright before you know it.

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