It's not you it's me

By mei - 02/06/2021 02:01

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he found out I’m a firstborn. My last boyfriend broke up with me because my hair blows in my face when the car window is down, and the one before that broke up with me because I only sleep with one pillow. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 470
You deserved it 183

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If these are the reasons they gave you either you misunderstood, or more likely there’s something they saw that was a major turnoff that they didn’t want to share because it makes them look shallow. Something like a massive BO problem or armpits that look like a Wookiee, or horrific political views.

I hope you’re in middle school, cause if you’re an adult and these are the reasons men are giving you, you are clearly not making good decisions on who to date!

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Ambrily 27

Are you in middle school?

bleachedraven 14

has to be 🤣🙄

bleachedraven 14

These reasons 🤣

I hope you’re in middle school, cause if you’re an adult and these are the reasons men are giving you, you are clearly not making good decisions on who to date!

If these are the reasons they gave you either you misunderstood, or more likely there’s something they saw that was a major turnoff that they didn’t want to share because it makes them look shallow. Something like a massive BO problem or armpits that look like a Wookiee, or horrific political views.

that's what I thought too

your hair blows in your face isn't shallow?

Feels like you're being punked by a new reality dating show.

Wadlaen 23

I'd say you've had really bad luck with the last three boyfriends of yours... Better luck next time!🤗

I'm pretty sure those aren't the reasons you were dumped.

What kind of demon sleeps with one pillow.... Jokes aside they probably found something that turns them off. It can be something related to the reasons mentioned.

Warp1978 15

What the hell is wrong with those dopes! You're better off without them.

Sounds like they all found some dumb reason to call it quits and leave.