It's not you it's me

By mei - 02/06/2021 02:01

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he found out I’m a firstborn. My last boyfriend broke up with me because my hair blows in my face when the car window is down, and the one before that broke up with me because I only sleep with one pillow. FML
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Bogrbon 27

If these are the reasons they gave you either you misunderstood, or more likely there’s something they saw that was a major turnoff that they didn’t want to share because it makes them look shallow. Something like a massive BO problem or armpits that look like a Wookiee, or horrific political views.

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TwoBytesCarley 27

I hope you’re in middle school, cause if you’re an adult and these are the reasons men are giving you, you are clearly not making good decisions on who to date!

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Ambrily 27

Are you in middle school?

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bleachedraven 14

has to be 🤣🙄

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bleachedraven 14

These reasons 🤣

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TwoBytesCarley 27

I hope you’re in middle school, cause if you’re an adult and these are the reasons men are giving you, you are clearly not making good decisions on who to date!

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Bogrbon 27

If these are the reasons they gave you either you misunderstood, or more likely there’s something they saw that was a major turnoff that they didn’t want to share because it makes them look shallow. Something like a massive BO problem or armpits that look like a Wookiee, or horrific political views.

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kfchicken 31

your hair blows in your face isn't shallow?

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Brightside86 30

Feels like you're being punked by a new reality dating show.

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Wadlaen 23

I'd say you've had really bad luck with the last three boyfriends of yours... Better luck next time!🤗

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peterblackmer91 12

I'm pretty sure those aren't the reasons you were dumped.

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Nemesis_1148437476 9

What kind of demon sleeps with one pillow.... Jokes aside they probably found something that turns them off. It can be something related to the reasons mentioned.

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Warp1978 15

What the hell is wrong with those dopes! You're better off without them.

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red6joker 8

Sounds like they all found some dumb reason to call it quits and leave.

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