Today, I found out what it feels like to get hit in the head with a bat. Not the wooden kind though. The one that bites and claws you when it gets stuck in your hair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I now know how it feels to have a splinter of wood hammered a full inch underneath your fingernail. FML
Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML
Today, I thought I had a stick stuck in my hair. A very pokey stick. That aggressively bit my face when I tried to get it out of my hair. It was a big ass spider. My face feels like it's been punched. FML
Today, I got hit so hard in the head by a dodgeball that a contact popped right out. To make matters worse, I continued to get hit as a futilely searched for it. FML
Today, I learned that my hairdo must look like a rat. I found out when a hawk swooped down and dug its claws into my head while I was sunbathing. FML
Today, it took a whole half hour of scratching my head before I realized with horror that the weird tickling sensation I'd been feeling was actually a spider crawling around in my hair. FML
Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML
Today, a baseball bat fell on my head while my boyfriend and I were cuddling. The same baseball bat that he keeps next to the bed, because he genuinely fears a zombie outbreak. FML
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kay2810 9
Sometimes I wonder what lead to these kind of FML's...
crushedone 7
I see you've met my ex-girlfriend.
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Comments (142)
steenfos 1
Too Bat, I guess..
stormchaser24 24
Unless it had rabies it should not have gotten hit by it. Bats are fast and use echolocation we have tons of bats at my house. Never once has one attacked.
narrowords 18
26, bats are very adept at not flying into things with their sonar. I've had bats look like they were coming straight for me many times, but never hit me. And biting and clawing is something either a rabid bat would do, or a more aggressive species not found in America.
skyeyez9 25
You need to go to the doctors and get a rabies shot just in case.
Dogbite1313 5
Rabies is actually a set of 3 shots gotten over a period of time also there is pre and post set.
skyeyez9 25
You know what I meant. Plus typing more than necessary on a smartphone keyboard is a pain.
SxeDaze 13
Sounds like you had a bat experience.
hateevryone 15
Where were you to get attacked by a bat?
kill_me_now7 2
Thats a bat hair day
runnergirl89 8
My friend had a bat blow into her hoodie on a windy day. Turns out bat bites can be small and painless so now you get to feel what a painful round of Rabies shots will be like, FYL.
le_troll 0
I bet that drove you batty....
bowser_rawr16 13
I think they're super cute from afar.. but when they come within a 3foot radius of me I run away screaming