Today, it took a whole half hour of scratching my head before I realized with horror that the weird tickling sensation I'd been feeling was actually a spider crawling around in my hair. FML
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tony1891
| 22
your spider senses need some work.
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Murilirum
| 23
They were tickling, when they should have been tingling.
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AriettaX
| 15
quick! get the scissors!!! op, iill be honest i saw a spider on my windshield two weeks ago and smashed the windshield to bits by accident trying to kill the spider
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BamBAmGG
| 14
I'd say a spider on your head is at least better than finding out you have lice! (:
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sockoiid
| 13
Burn it. Burn it all to the ground.
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pugpuggy
| 21
But... Take it out first...
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DogeMan
| 14
OP should light their hair on fire?
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BodyCountEndless
| 20
You never know, there might be a whole colony in there
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pugpuggy
| 21
#71
They built a whole empire on OPs head
They built a whole empire on OPs head
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AFaye3964
| 17
Thats the most terrifying thing anyone has ever gone threw.
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hard_candy
| 25
actually some british celebrity had a spider living in her ear last week. she complained of scratchy noises and they stuck a camera in there to have this nasty little crawler just staring back giving them the shitface.
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dragonrider1959
| 18
What about 911
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wallamanut
| 14
#18: you must be fun at parties. being like "think you have it bad? The Holocaust. starving children in Africa. Ebola. "
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DocBastard
| 38
Considering the chance that the little fucker laid eggs in there, there's only one reasonable option:
You must shave your head. Do it now.
You must shave your head. Do it now.
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19990231
| 29
Just imagine the eggs it laid in your hair.
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rekkas
| 16
I calmly would have set myself on fire
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HarshD9619
| 34
Just relax. Take a deep breath, and calm down. Then set your hair, your house, and everything around you on fire.
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DARKDAY07
| 16
I would've pissed my pants
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LiveLifeAllDay
| 11
People over react about thing like this . It's just a bug . take it out kill it and wash your hair . no need to burn everything .
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Fiorella1
| 19
You must be fun at parties
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taylormarrie
| 6
a spider once fell on my face while I was trying to kill it....there's no going back
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PenguinBitch
| 43
The itsy-bitsy spider climbed up the op's neck.
Onto their head to WRECK HAVOC KILL ITT KILLLLLLL
Onto their head to WRECK HAVOC KILL ITT KILLLLLLL
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hard_candy
| 25
i was reading this to the regular tune of the nursery rhyme and when i got to the all CAPS, like it just turned into this satanic-devil-worship song with lots of heavy metal and screaming.
You must shave your head. Do it now.