your spider senses need some work.

They were tickling, when they should have been tingling.

quick! get the scissors!!! op, iill be honest i saw a spider on my windshield two weeks ago and smashed the windshield to bits by accident trying to kill the spider

I'd say a spider on your head is at least better than finding out you have lice! (:

Burn it. Burn it all to the ground.

But... Take it out first...

OP should light their hair on fire?

You never know, there might be a whole colony in there

#71
They built a whole empire on OPs head

Thats the most terrifying thing anyone has ever gone threw.

actually some british celebrity had a spider living in her ear last week. she complained of scratchy noises and they stuck a camera in there to have this nasty little crawler just staring back giving them the shitface.

What about 911

#18: you must be fun at parties. being like "think you have it bad? The Holocaust. starving children in Africa. Ebola. "

Considering the chance that the little fucker laid eggs in there, there's only one reasonable option:

You must shave your head. Do it now.

Just imagine the eggs it laid in your hair.

I calmly would have set myself on fire

Just relax. Take a deep breath, and calm down. Then set your hair, your house, and everything around you on fire.

I would've pissed my pants

People over react about thing like this . It's just a bug . take it out kill it and wash your hair . no need to burn everything .

You must be fun at parties

a spider once fell on my face while I was trying to kill it....there's no going back

The itsy-bitsy spider climbed up the op's neck.
Onto their head to WRECK HAVOC KILL ITT KILLLLLLL

i was reading this to the regular tune of the nursery rhyme and when i got to the all CAPS, like it just turned into this satanic-devil-worship song with lots of heavy metal and screaming.