By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 15:23 - United States - Tracy

Today, it took a whole half hour of scratching my head before I realized with horror that the weird tickling sensation I'd been feeling was actually a spider crawling around in my hair. FML
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tony1891 22

your spider senses need some work.

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DocBastard 38

Considering the chance that the little ****** laid eggs in there, there's only one reasonable option: You must shave your head. Do it now.

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tony1891 22

your spider senses need some work.

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Murilirum 23

They were tickling, when they should have been tingling.

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AriettaX 15

quick! get the scissors!!! op, iill be honest i saw a spider on my windshield two weeks ago and smashed the windshield to bits by accident trying to kill the spider

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BamBAmGG 14

I'd say a spider on your head is at least better than finding out you have lice! (:

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DogeMan 14

OP should light their hair on fire?

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BodyCountEndless 20

You never know, there might be a whole colony in there

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pugpuggy 21

#71 They built a whole empire on OPs head

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AFaye3964 17

Thats the most terrifying thing anyone has ever gone threw.

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hard_candy 25

actually some british celebrity had a spider living in her ear last week. she complained of scratchy noises and they stuck a camera in there to have this nasty little crawler just staring back giving them the shitface.

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wallamanut 14

#18: you must be fun at parties. being like "think you have it bad? The Holocaust. starving children in Africa. Ebola. "

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DocBastard 38

Considering the chance that the little ****** laid eggs in there, there's only one reasonable option: You must shave your head. Do it now.

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19990231 29

Just imagine the eggs it laid in your hair.

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rekkas 16

I calmly would have set myself on fire

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HarshD9619 34

Just relax. Take a deep breath, and calm down. Then set your hair, your house, and everything around you on fire.

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LiveLifeAllDay 11

People over react about thing like this . It's just a bug . take it out kill it and wash your hair . no need to burn everything .

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taylormarrie 6

a spider once fell on my face while I was trying to kill it....there's no going back

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PenguinBitch 43

The itsy-bitsy spider climbed up the op's neck. Onto their head to WRECK HAVOC KILL ITT KILLLLLLL

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hard_candy 25

i was reading this to the regular tune of the nursery rhyme and when i got to the all CAPS, like it just turned into this satanic-devil-worship song with lots of heavy metal and screaming.

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