Intimacy: FML: Uncensored

FML: Uncensored

By LindseyS - 20/03/2012 02:00 - United States

Today, I was enjoying my last day of Spring Break in Panama City. I got up to dance on the stage at the Holiday Inn in front of hundreds of college kids. I tried to be sexy by turning around and bending over. My friends took pictures and my bloody tampon string was hanging out the whole time. FML

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By FatBeachGirl - 21/03/2022 00:00

Today, I was feeling confident, so I rented a cabana at the beach and put on my best swimsuit. I was at the bar when suddenly the stool gave way under me. I was drenched in Mojito and a bunch of spring breakers laughed at me, making fat jokes. I spent the rest of the day crying in the cabana. FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2016 03:53 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I woke up to 15 texts from my mom, 6 missed calls, and with no bra or shirt on in a random guy's bed. Welcome to spring break, ladies and gentleman. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2024 07:00 - Canada - Field

Today, I got back from a fun vacation I took with my husband. During the vacation, I participated in a wet t-shirt contest and a bunch of pictures of me flashing my breasts and waving my t shirt over my head during the contest got posted online. My whole office is teasing me now. FML

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You deserved it 1 076

By sexyfreak2510 - 03/09/2009 06:47 - South Africa

Today, at my bachelorette party, I got so wasted, I ended up giving my stripper a lap dance because he "wasn't doing it properly". There's photos. FML

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You deserved it 51 915

By mimimi - 30/12/2008 06:24 - France

Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML

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You deserved it 5 973

By kiwichick4life - 30/07/2013 16:42 - United States - Pickerington

Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML

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You deserved it 14 175

By Anonymous - 16/06/2014 15:24 - Germany

Today, I was trying on bikinis at a local store. When I put my pants back on, my foot got stuck, I tripped and fell through the curtain of the fitting room, topless. FML

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By NoName - 03/12/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML

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By no_hullabalo - 04/09/2009 14:50 - Taiwan

Today, I went parasailing for the first time ever. My friends thought it would be funny to pull down my trunks right before my feet left the boat. I dangled there in the air for the whole resort to see. On top of that, I lost my shorts in the ocean. FML

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OCChef 0

Friday 20 March 2009 1:36

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lollipopz8988 0

Friday 20 March 2009 1:44

Word of advice: if your skirt is short enough for a tampon string to hang out you probably shouldn't be bending over anyway, let alone on stage. That's just slutty. Sorry but you asked for it.

Comments

Blanche_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 1:35

ouch.

zavian 1

Friday 26 March 2010 19:59

ouch is right! but you deserved it for being a dumb drunk spring break ho

Jojo08_fml 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 0:14

that's gross

Jimmothy68 5

Saturday 3 March 2012 11:28

Ydi for coming to panama city. I know it's the spring break capital and shit but drive down the road 5 minutes and it turns into the ghetto. Trust me I live here.

OCChef 0

Friday 20 March 2009 1:36

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

sashalynn 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 4:26

hehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!! XD

cwells0430 12

Monday 1 July 2013 5:17

Welcome to YouTube lmao

noellemarie 0

Friday 20 March 2009 1:36

well that just sucks

Ender_ 0

Friday 20 March 2009 1:36

Good friends huh? hahahahahhaha

HotAsIce99 0

Friday 20 March 2009 1:37

LMFAO EPIC FAIL

alex_vik 0

Friday 20 March 2009 1:40

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profligatesoul 18

Thursday 14 March 2013 2:48

2 thumbs up

purplepixie23 16

Tuesday 8 August 2017 22:03

I hope you're only speaking for yourself, granted it's kinda gross when you can see blood, but if a woman being on her period makes another person want to throw up, that person is not a MAN. A MAN has more damn respect than that you douchebag.

Elizabeth Burley 22

Wednesday 9 August 2017 9:32

Thank you! I agree completely with you. its human(woman) nature. Anyone mature wouldn't have made a huge deal out of it. And those "friends" should have told her instead of just recording her. People are so ignorant and rude.