Intimacy: FML: Uncensored

FML: Uncensored

By LindseyS - 20/03/2012 02:00 - United States

Today, I was enjoying my last day of Spring Break in Panama City. I got up to dance on the stage at the Holiday Inn in front of hundreds of college kids. I tried to be sexy by turning around and bending over. My friends took pictures and my bloody tampon string was hanging out the whole time. FML

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By FatBeachGirl - 21/03/2022 00:00

Today, I was feeling confident, so I rented a cabana at the beach and put on my best swimsuit. I was at the bar when suddenly the stool gave way under me. I was drenched in Mojito and a bunch of spring breakers laughed at me, making fat jokes. I spent the rest of the day crying in the cabana. FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2016 03:53 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I woke up to 15 texts from my mom, 6 missed calls, and with no bra or shirt on in a random guy's bed. Welcome to spring break, ladies and gentleman. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2024 07:00 - Canada - Field

Today, I got back from a fun vacation I took with my husband. During the vacation, I participated in a wet t-shirt contest and a bunch of pictures of me flashing my breasts and waving my t shirt over my head during the contest got posted online. My whole office is teasing me now. FML

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You deserved it 1 054

By sexyfreak2510 - 03/09/2009 06:47 - South Africa

Today, at my bachelorette party, I got so wasted, I ended up giving my stripper a lap dance because he "wasn't doing it properly". There's photos. FML

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You deserved it 51 903

By mimimi - 30/12/2008 06:24 - France

Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML

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You deserved it 5 968

By kiwichick4life - 30/07/2013 16:42 - United States - Pickerington

Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML

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You deserved it 14 174

By Anonymous - 16/06/2014 15:24 - Germany

Today, I was trying on bikinis at a local store. When I put my pants back on, my foot got stuck, I tripped and fell through the curtain of the fitting room, topless. FML

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You deserved it 8 830

By NoName - 03/12/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML

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You deserved it 19 125

Party hard

By Jason the flasher - 15/09/2018 22:00

Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML

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You deserved it 3 263

OCChef 0

Friday 20 March 2009 1:36

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lollipopz8988 0

Friday 20 March 2009 1:44

Word of advice: if your skirt is short enough for a tampon string to hang out you probably shouldn't be bending over anyway, let alone on stage. That's just slutty. Sorry but you asked for it.

Comments

Blanche_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 1:35

ouch.

zavian 1

Friday 26 March 2010 19:59

ouch is right! but you deserved it for being a dumb drunk spring break ho

Jojo08_fml 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 0:14

that's gross

Jimmothy68 5

Saturday 3 March 2012 11:28

Ydi for coming to panama city. I know it's the spring break capital and shit but drive down the road 5 minutes and it turns into the ghetto. Trust me I live here.

OCChef 0

Friday 20 March 2009 1:36

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

sashalynn 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 4:26

hehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!! XD

cwells0430 12

Monday 1 July 2013 5:17

Welcome to YouTube lmao

noellemarie 0

Friday 20 March 2009 1:36

well that just sucks

Ender_ 0

Friday 20 March 2009 1:36

Good friends huh? hahahahahhaha

HotAsIce99 0

Friday 20 March 2009 1:37

LMFAO EPIC FAIL

alex_vik 0

Friday 20 March 2009 1:40

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profligatesoul 18

Thursday 14 March 2013 2:48

2 thumbs up

purplepixie23 16

Tuesday 8 August 2017 22:03

I hope you're only speaking for yourself, granted it's kinda gross when you can see blood, but if a woman being on her period makes another person want to throw up, that person is not a MAN. A MAN has more damn respect than that you douchebag.

Elizabeth Burley 22

Wednesday 9 August 2017 9:32

Thank you! I agree completely with you. its human(woman) nature. Anyone mature wouldn't have made a huge deal out of it. And those "friends" should have told her instead of just recording her. People are so ignorant and rude.