Today, I found out what it feels like to get hit in the head with a bat. Not the wooden kind though. The one that bites and claws you when it gets stuck in your hair. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I now know how it feels to have a splinter of wood hammered a full inch underneath your fingernail. FML
Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML
Today, I thought I had a stick stuck in my hair. A very pokey stick. That aggressively bit my face when I tried to get it out of my hair. It was a big ass spider. My face feels like it's been punched. FML
Today, I got hit so hard in the head by a dodgeball that a contact popped right out. To make matters worse, I continued to get hit as a futilely searched for it. FML
Today, I learned that my hairdo must look like a rat. I found out when a hawk swooped down and dug its claws into my head while I was sunbathing. FML
Today, it took a whole half hour of scratching my head before I realized with horror that the weird tickling sensation I'd been feeling was actually a spider crawling around in my hair. FML
Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML
Today, a baseball bat fell on my head while my boyfriend and I were cuddling. The same baseball bat that he keeps next to the bed, because he genuinely fears a zombie outbreak. FML
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kay2810 9
Sometimes I wonder what lead to these kind of FML's...
crushedone 7
I see you've met my ex-girlfriend.
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Comments (142)
Jewnut 0
Awwww
weasel123 9
Wow, that really bites.
Yourheadache 19
go to the doc, the bat may have rabies :O and good luck op
asherm 15
I know people have said it, but go get the rabies shot. Not a chance you want to take!
Kathts7 12
... How did that happen?
prettyinpink03 11
Either one would have sucked. Sorry to hear about your headache.
L_Lovegood 19
A bat probably flew in to your head, but in my mind, some crazy bitch had a bat by the wing and wacked you over the head with it. Hilarious image ^^
Fluhz 6
I misread "bat" as "cat" and burst out laughing.
SpruceDread4578 13
Sounds like you were in a cave an a wild Zubat appeared.
Random951 12
That's why I always carry repels with me.
NightAnimal 1
Get Ozzy to take care of your bat problem.