Today, I found out what it feels like to get hit in the head with a bat. Not the wooden kind though. The one that bites and claws you when it gets stuck in your hair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I now know how it feels to have a splinter of wood hammered a full inch underneath your fingernail. FML
Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML
Today, I thought I had a stick stuck in my hair. A very pokey stick. That aggressively bit my face when I tried to get it out of my hair. It was a big ass spider. My face feels like it's been punched. FML
Today, I got hit so hard in the head by a dodgeball that a contact popped right out. To make matters worse, I continued to get hit as a futilely searched for it. FML
Today, I learned that my hairdo must look like a rat. I found out when a hawk swooped down and dug its claws into my head while I was sunbathing. FML
Today, it took a whole half hour of scratching my head before I realized with horror that the weird tickling sensation I'd been feeling was actually a spider crawling around in my hair. FML
Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML
Today, a baseball bat fell on my head while my boyfriend and I were cuddling. The same baseball bat that he keeps next to the bed, because he genuinely fears a zombie outbreak. FML
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kay2810 9
Sometimes I wonder what lead to these kind of FML's...
crushedone 7
I see you've met my ex-girlfriend.
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Comments (142)
janeyboo07 11
Im afraid of birds and flying creatures... especially bats. I might have died from shock. And how exactly did this happen?
mikeymayhem_87 15
I dunno what sounds worse.... Getting hit by a bat or the rabies shots in the spine.... FYL for sure OP!!
MigraineurOfLife 15
Rabies shots are given in a muscle not the spine. Dang! Scare them to death why don't ya?
annihil8or 15
U didnt get hit in the head w a bat, but a bat could have attacked or flown into u
Enslaved 38
Oh Guano! That's scary!
jackeechan 10
I could tell you a corny baseball pun... But i wont...
Blksheep21 0
GOD DAMMIT MAN!!!
Raccoo 10
Let's hope that bat didn't have rabies.
MigraineurOfLife 15
Wow! What are the chances? :(
EBA2013_fml 4
Better get checked for rabies....
homer89 5
Sounds like you *removes sunglasses* Had a bat day YEEEEEEAAAHHHH!