Today, I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML
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Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
Today, I woke up to the rickety old ceiling fan above my bed crashing down on top of me. I'm fine, however I am now grounded until I can buy a new ceiling fan to replace the one I "broke". FML
Today, I was moving into my new house. While trying to turn on the light in the bedroom, I realized I couldn't reach the string on the fan. I got a chair, climbed up, reached over, and fell badly. While writhing in agony on the floor, I looked over to see a light switch on the wall. FML
Today, I fell off the top of my bunk bed in my sleep onto a running fan. FML
Today, I discovered that I am just tall enough and my hair is just long enough, to get caught in the ceiling fan if I flip it over to dry it. FML
Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML
Today, I attempted a DIY home improvement project: installing a ceiling fan. After hours of sweat and frustration, I managed to hang it up, only to realize I'd installed it upside down. Now, instead of cooling, the fan blades are dangerously close to becoming an unconventional chandelier-slash-helicopter. At least I can say my home decor is truly "uplifting." FML
Today, someone put a whole packet of glitter on the blades of my ceiling fan. Too bad I only noticed when I turned it on. FML
Today, as I went to put a portion of a rotisserie chicken in the microwave, the rest of the chicken slid off the counter. I instinctively tried to catch it with my foot, which resulted in me punting it into the kitchen ceiling fan. FML
Today, I awoke to find a water pipe burst. I frantically ran down to the basement to turn off the water to the house. What I didn't expect when I reached the bottom of the stairs was to have to start dodging the falling, wet ceiling tiles. FML
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Stupend0us 7
That's always been a fear of mine. Especially in bed.
ElainaCutsYou 0
Was it on?
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Comments (189)
SparklieBarbiexo 0
Awh :(
flockz 19
OP, maybe u shouldnt smear poop on your ceiling and it wont drop ceiling fans on your ass.
unluckiestperson_fml 14
13...what?
FeedMonkeyking 4
At least a fan didn't fall on him.
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
Hopefully it wasn't on :/
flockz 19
to clear things up- "Today for the third day in a row, this asshole started bouncing on his bed and flinging his roasting fecal matter at me. i was so enraged by this act that i waited untill the little mother ****** went to sleep so i could drop a ceiling fan on his ass. But what i didnt realize was that my calculations were all wrong and i missed him completely. But this little ******** ha the audacity to take even more vile shit and smear my entire face with it, completely suffocating me. But the worst part is is that he had the balls to go on to FML and make innocent humans fall for his bitchery and say i actually nailed his gaping ass with the fan. Now i gotta wipe shit off my face. FML" make sense now?
unluckiestperson_fml 14
38, it really doesn't make sense to me now. But it's funny so who cares.
cessily 8
it's all so clear now
flockz 19
im glad its clear now for all of u. i suggest everyone use their imagination once in awhile its actually kinda fun :D even if it involves shit being smeared on walls... lol
aceingit 0
Uhhmmm congratulations?
AaronTkr 0
38. too long. did not read.
PuppiesFTW 5
that happened to my sister once.... it wasn't that bad
flockz 19
63- but u took the time to post a comment? and just to everyone- if u laughed, great. if u didnt whatever i could care less. i know alot of people dont think im funny, but alot of people do so just join the "i hate flockz club" where everyone gets the enjoyment of downvoting my comments wooo. v continue with the negative comments. v
chuckychan 8
that blows haha get it cuz fans blow =) im tired as **** =)
VeroAnne 11
71- I think you're hilarious :) . Your comments never fail to make my day.
iBoardSlide 0
How Painful then?
chuckychan 8
The I hate flockz club will be meeting this Thursday
R34luver 5
flockz i find you funny! alil random, but funny x)
IscoreOnU 19
26 you bloody ******* idiot. I don't think the FML could be much clearer.
TJD28 3
it happened to me it doesnt hurt unless its one of the really high ones or it hits u on the head
FurryPride 9
Same thing happened to me when I was 8
Friaza 29
Did he died?
stevenmark 1
OUCH! fyl
darkch0colate 0
I'm responding to the second comment!
dyble95 0
Wow. Really? You deserve a medal.
TheTwistedOtaku 16
#2 Your pic scares me..
howdmynosego 12
FWL indeed ouch
iknowimawesome 13
83- It scares me too.
RuCheezBurger 10
Ow FY Picture
itsgen 16
so what
philitron128 0
Dude, get a haircut or a like ummm, you know what whatever....
stevenmark 1
Lol that's not me in the picture!
ElainaCutsYou 0
Was it on?
Marcel4_fml 3
How painful was it?
ichikibobivopula 0
According to murphy's law, yes.
ratman775 27
Whether it's or not it still hurts.
Stupend0us 7
That's always been a fear of mine. Especially in bed.
lakaiskate 12
i couldn't imagine how painful that would be. especially if it landed on my nuts.
tylersign 11
I'm in bed, ceiling fan is on... Nice timing :/
Captain0bv10us 0
Reminds me of thinking who will die in class if the fan fell.
dAiSyLuRv1029 0
I know huh?? I've been scared like if I put it on high because it always looks like it's going to swing off and hit me. Haha >3
dAiSyLuRv1029 0
* >3
samsea 5
Wow that's a fail........
SmallTownCutie 0
That's one of my greatest fears too. I even made it a point to not have a ceiling fan in my room. :-/
97soccerluv 4
... How did it fall???
enonymous 8
Gravity.
trvt 0
no freddie cougar made it fall
missy_lynn012 0
poor carpentry workmanship.
iknowimawesome 13
It fellded. Uh ohs.
ReptarSwag 4
straight down.....
HolyHandGrenade 4
And now, I wanna find out how exactly the ceiling fan fell.
iknowimawesome 13
Perhaps it was... Gravity?
CharlieeMurphy 0
Straight down onto someones head
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Was it spinning while it was falling? cuz that could've ended really badly.
THEmuffinpan 0
Yaaaa it might have decapitated him/her or something... /sarcasm
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Not just that, you could get a nasty concussion... And there is a pressure point on the back of the neck and if it gets hit hard enough it can break your neck. They tested the ceiling fan decapitation myth on mythbusters but I forgot if they proved it or not... :/
Dissaproval 4
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HouseKeeping 0
The busted it, not even an industrial fan could do it
t765234 10
Yeah, they had sharpened steel blades and a lawn mower engine that still didn't decapitate the head, it was lethal though.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Aww :(
onelastime 0
That's why I stick to airconditioners.
SadinSherman 16
But that can be expensive
ajbaby311 5
that happened to me once. almost broke Mai neck
tylersign 11
Why would you type "Mai" when "my" is shorter and correct..?
bringmepieskm 0
Grammar nazi!!!
elbia21 5
She's from japan, cut her some slack >.
t765234 10
She likes gay anime, loss of all sympathy has occurred.
SoyUnDorito 0
Her profile says that's she is from Tokio Hotel. It's just a pun.
ariannaimelda 7
I can't even imagine :(