By inpain - 02/12/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I learned that my hairdo must look like a rat. I found out when a hawk swooped down and dug its claws into my head while I was sunbathing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 918
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Buttsexpirate 9

I would like to believe that the eagle screamed "Caw muthafucka Caw!" as he swooped down.

My hairdo brings all the hawks to the yard and they're like CAWWWW *swoop*


Well that's not fun.

Dudelike89 8

At least you have hair.

Thats a sign that you need to switch shampoos.

Damn, you should've had a camera set up so you could submit the video to America's Funniest Home Videos... Would've won for sure.

jwade11 12

That was just a coincidence OP!

Zackaray 0

38- No. Definitely would not have won. They pick the DUMBEST winners on that show

Buttsexpirate 9

I would like to believe that the eagle screamed "Caw muthafucka Caw!" as he swooped down.

Pirates are always correct... And you want to argue with a Buttsexpirate... Hes going to plunder your hidden treasure.

flockz 19

arrr he's gonna violate the booty.

And caw is crow. Eagle is more of a skreeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaagghh! And hawks scream/screech like crazy mofugs... IDK how to type it? EEEEEEEAAAAAARRRRRUUUUUUHHHH. Or something.

KiddNYC1O 20

The fuck fuck? ^

Pirate is getting his animals confused

Your comment reminds me of Homestuck. :o

asianswag 6

At least you know someone likes it.

If it makes you feel any better hawks also eat skunks

YourEvilHero 12

wash that weave girl!

How do you know OP is a girl?

They don't call it a "rat's nest" for nothing.

Or Rat Tail

Next time bring a gun out.

New PSA! Pack a gun with you to the beach, to prevent hawk attacks on wierd ass hairdoo's! /sarcasm

How could you realize that your hair looks like that bad and not do anything about it?

CalCommando 6

Majestic bird soars, Clawing at OP's rat nest, That's some ugly hair.

I see what you did there sir, clever use of haiku. Thumbs up!

Comet_Candy 23

That was so beautiful. A single manly tear was shed.

That actually happenes..?! :|