Well that's not fun.

At least you have hair.

Thats a sign that you need to switch shampoos.

Damn, you should've had a camera set up so you could submit the video to America's Funniest Home Videos... Would've won for sure.

That was just a coincidence OP!

38- No. Definitely would not have won. They pick the DUMBEST winners on that show

I would like to believe that the eagle screamed "Caw muthafucka Caw!" as he swooped down.

'twas a hawk.

Pirates are always correct... And you want to argue with a Buttsexpirate... Hes going to plunder your hidden treasure.

arrr he's gonna violate the booty.

And caw is crow. Eagle is more of a skreeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaagghh! And hawks scream/screech like crazy mofugs... IDK how to type it? EEEEEEEAAAAAARRRRRUUUUUUHHHH. Or something.

The fuck fuck? ^

Pirate is getting his animals confused

Your comment reminds me of Homestuck. :o

At least you know someone likes it.

If it makes you feel any better hawks also eat skunks

wash that weave girl!

How do you know OP is a girl?

They don't call it a "rat's nest" for nothing.

Or Rat Tail

Next time bring a gun out.

New PSA! Pack a gun with you to the beach, to prevent hawk attacks on wierd ass hairdoo's! /sarcasm

LOL

How could you realize that your hair looks like that bad and not do anything about it?

Majestic bird soars,
Clawing at OP's rat nest,
That's some ugly hair.

I see what you did there sir, clever use of haiku. Thumbs up!

That was so beautiful.
A single manly tear was shed.

That actually happenes..?! :|