By inpain - 02/12/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I learned that my hairdo must look like a rat. I found out when a hawk swooped down and dug its claws into my head while I was sunbathing. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9

I would like to believe that the eagle screamed "Caw muthafucka Caw!" as he swooped down.

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nephilim241 19

My hairdo brings all the hawks to the yard and they're like CAWWWW *swoop*

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Dudelike89 8

At least you have hair.

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gojira666 7

Thats a sign that you need to switch shampoos.

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bubble25_fml 5

Damn, you should've had a camera set up so you could submit the video to America's Funniest Home Videos... Would've won for sure.

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jwade11 12

That was just a coincidence OP!

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Zackaray 0

38- No. Definitely would not have won. They pick the DUMBEST winners on that show

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Buttsexpirate 9

I would like to believe that the eagle screamed "Caw muthafucka Caw!" as he swooped down.

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Badjuju7711 0

Pirates are always correct... And you want to argue with a Buttsexpirate... Hes going to plunder your hidden treasure.

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flockz 19

arrr he's gonna violate the booty.

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iam_yummylicious 12

And caw is crow. Eagle is more of a skreeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaagghh! And hawks scream/screech like crazy mofugs... IDK how to type it? EEEEEEEAAAAAARRRRRUUUUUUHHHH. Or something.

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Kikitann 9

Your comment reminds me of Homestuck. :o

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asianswag 6

At least you know someone likes it.

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Dr_Jalepenos 0

If it makes you feel any better hawks also eat skunks

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FatAbbot 5

New PSA! Pack a gun with you to the beach, to prevent hawk attacks on wierd ass hairdoo's! /sarcasm

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shazza26 1

How could you realize that your hair looks like that bad and not do anything about it?

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CalCommando 6

Majestic bird soars, Clawing at OP's rat nest, That's some ugly hair.

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spazz666 18

I see what you did there sir, clever use of haiku. Thumbs up!

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Comet_Candy 23

That was so beautiful. A single manly tear was shed.

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