By inpain - 02/12/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I learned that my hairdo must resemble a rat. I found out when a hawk swooped down and dug its claws into my head while I was sunbathing. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
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I would like to believe that the eagle screamed "Caw muthafucka Caw!" as he swooped down.

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nephilim241 19
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My hairdo brings all the hawks to the yard and they're like CAWWWW *swoop*

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Cyanidenhappines 0
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Well that's not fun.

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Dudelike89 8
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At least you have hair.

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gojira666 7
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Thats a sign that you need to switch shampoos.

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bubble25_fml 5
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Damn, you should've had a camera set up so you could submit the video to America's Funniest Home Videos... Would've won for sure.

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jwade11 12
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That was just a coincidence OP!

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Zackaray 0
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38- No. Definitely would not have won. They pick the DUMBEST winners on that show

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Buttsexpirate 9
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I would like to believe that the eagle screamed "Caw muthafucka Caw!" as he swooped down.

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Badjuju7711 0
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Pirates are always correct... And you want to argue with a Buttsexpirate... Hes going to plunder your hidden treasure.

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flockz 19
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arrr he's gonna violate the booty.

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iam_yummylicious 12
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And caw is crow. Eagle is more of a skreeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaagghh! And hawks scream/screech like crazy mofugs... IDK how to type it? EEEEEEEAAAAAARRRRRUUUUUUHHHH. Or something.

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KiddNYC1O 20
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The fuck fuck? ^

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iam_yummylicious 12
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Pirate is getting his animals confused

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Kikitann 9
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Your comment reminds me of Homestuck. :o

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asianswag 6
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At least you know someone likes it.

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Dr_Jalepenos 0
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If it makes you feel any better hawks also eat skunks

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YourEvilHero 12
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wash that weave girl!

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abbyhoneywaffles 11
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How do you know OP is a girl?

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bad_chiquita 5
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They don't call it a "rat's nest" for nothing.

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ComTlancy 12
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Or Rat Tail

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EvilPotato 14
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Next time bring a gun out.

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FatAbbot 5
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New PSA! Pack a gun with you to the beach, to prevent hawk attacks on wierd ass hairdoo's! /sarcasm

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shazza26 1
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How could you realize that your hair looks like that bad and not do anything about it?

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CalCommando 6
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Majestic bird soars, Clawing at OP's rat nest, That's some ugly hair.

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spazz666 18
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I see what you did there sir, clever use of haiku. Thumbs up!

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Comet_Candy 23
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That was so beautiful. A single manly tear was shed.

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maphineRAWRS 10
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That actually happenes..?! :|

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