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Close call

By Anonymous - 09/11/2023 06:00 - Canada

Today, I went on a relaxing nature hike to de-stress. I got lost for hours, encountered a bear, and had to play dead, only for the bear to steal my sandwich then sit there for hours before finally leaving. FML
I agree, your life sucks 552
You deserved it 170

Same thing different taste

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Wait... you played dead for hours, and the bear only ate your sandwich? What a ******* dumbass! There was prime human right there!

Minutes can feel like hours in a situation like that. But still, FYL.

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Minutes can feel like hours in a situation like that. But still, FYL.

Totally glad worse didn't happen. but NEVER go alone!

Wait... you played dead for hours, and the bear only ate your sandwich? What a ******* dumbass! There was prime human right there!

incognitho 2

wow glad your okay to write this fml. idk what’s peoples obsession with roaming into areas animals live though