Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML
Today, I realized that the "holla" tattoo I stupidly got on my lower lip five years ago isn't fading as I expected it to, and will probably contribute to my unemployment for years to come. FML
Today, I finally got a tattoo of an alchemy symbol that I've wanted for years. I also found out later that symbol stands for urine. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
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panicked 0
just get the words 'sucks balls' under it.
SlappyDog 0
As someone with their ex husbands name tattooed on their butt..I feel your pain. Laser removal time!!!
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Comments (177)
zee209 0
Marriages are meant to last forever, but that doesn't mean it will. Shit happens, people split up, cheat, or it just doesn't work out. It's stupid to get your wife/husband or boyfriend/girlfriend's name tattooed onto your body...anything can happen.
likeduhhx4 0
what did you even have ? i see a good bit of couples get the same tattoo or a sentence, its usually cute, but sucks for you..
24788 7
It sucks when it doesn't work out. You shouldn't get a tattoo like that though. Marriages are failing all time it seems like.
WitchCirce 0
While I agree your life is f***ed for the marriage ending, I put YDI for the simple reason that you never, ever get a relationship tattoo. Doubly so if it's someone's name. While I'm a believer in the tattoo-relationship jinx, there's also the simple fact that no relationship is permanent--even the best ones end in death. Tattoos, however, will be with you forever, unless you want to spend thousands of dollars and lots of pain on methods that might not completely remove the tattoo anyway. Let this be a lesson to you. No more relationship tattoos.
Ashley314 0
Well you were the one who decided to get the tattoo...and you knew that those are permanent...
the_question_mar 0
Just get a big red mark on the tatoo. Like the red circle with the cross in it. Like NO (...+...)
defiantawakening 0
YDI, don't get dumb tattoos.
Roxas_fml 0
This is why you don't get tattoos for something that may not last forever.
xThatRandomGirlx 0
And this is why any tatoo of a boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse is an automatic jinx
LeonardSnow 0
#121 - amen, as a line from a trailer goes - "In America tatoos are for fun". Go figure.