The Laws of Attraction

By mhogan - 10/03/2020 21:00 - Canada

Today, I was skiing and crashed into a tree. It was the only tree on the slope. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 345
You deserved it 539

Same thing different taste

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Michael Sawyer 11

YDI! If it was the ONLY TREE on the slope...how in the h__l did you hit it?

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Marcella1016 31

Iโ€™m so, so sorry OP but I laughed out loud really hard at this ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Maybe a few more lessons are in order. I learned that skiing is just not for me after several dislocations my first time and a near dislocation my second time because now my shoulder is just permanently ****** up from the first time.

Michael Sawyer 11

YDI! If it was the ONLY TREE on the slope...how in the h__l did you hit it?

Glitterbaby2613 20

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚whys that sound like me

WistayShlaio82 13

why do I have a feeling the same would've happened to me? this is why I don't ski lol

George, George, George of the ski slope, strong as he can be... Watch out for that tree!"