Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
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Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML
Today, I realized that the "holla" tattoo I stupidly got on my lower lip five years ago isn't fading as I expected it to, and will probably contribute to my unemployment for years to come. FML
Today, I finally got a tattoo of an alchemy symbol that I've wanted for years. I also found out later that symbol stands for urine. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
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panicked 0
just get the words 'sucks balls' under it.
SlappyDog 0
As someone with their ex husbands name tattooed on their butt..I feel your pain. Laser removal time!!!
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Comments (177)
crazyrainbow 0
that sucks...tatoos with peoples names are just tacky...
Leftieswillrule 3
*cough* this is why you don't get a tattoo *cough*
charvisioku 22
*cough* why does this situation apply to all tattoos in general you judgemental arse wipe? *cough*
FKJVMMP 17
Some of these comments are a bit harsh. I mean, this wasn't her boyfriend of six months or something, that's stupid. It was her husband. Is it stupid to think marriage is forever?
kdahrouj 6
why the he'll would an 80 + year old person be on this site ?
EricWill 1
Y D ******* I
charvisioku 22
I find the comments on here very depressing. Oh wait, sorry. What I mean to say is, what the ******* hell were you thinking? You thought your marriage was going to be for life? What kind of logic is that? You're supposed to get married with the intention and expectation that you'll be divorced! As for it being of your husband's name... OH. WAIT. You didn't say it's of his name. You said it symbolises your marriage, which suggests it was a date, or numbers, or maybe some kind of picture. You stupid person, how could you possibly expect that not to jinx the relationship? I mean, that's how life works right? Karma and jinxes? No? Oh. I guess most of these commenters are just fools then. FYL, OP. I feel for you. Especially when you have to live in a world full of jaded people.
rickyblair 16
You never ever ever get a tattoo that's supposed to represent a relationship. It basically guarantees failure and heartbreak.
liaRawr 9
That's why you don't get names on you
doglover100 29
It's basically a curse to get a significant other's name tattooed on you.
fantasyworld 39
Name tattoos are a curse.