Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
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Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML
Today, I realized that the "holla" tattoo I stupidly got on my lower lip five years ago isn't fading as I expected it to, and will probably contribute to my unemployment for years to come. FML
Today, I finally got a tattoo of an alchemy symbol that I've wanted for years. I also found out later that symbol stands for urine. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
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panicked 0
just get the words 'sucks balls' under it.
SlappyDog 0
As someone with their ex husbands name tattooed on their butt..I feel your pain. Laser removal time!!!
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Comments (177)
squeaksx24 0
Harshh. Sorry!
sunnyx 0
I say YDI because you are never supposed to get those kinds of tattoos .
JDI 3
get some1 with the same name, simple solution...
JDI 3
get some1 with the same name, simple solution...
waxstigmata 0
that was not a smart thing to do, rule number one in relationships and tattoos, the two don't mix, its a jinx!
magmafire93 0
L. That's so sad, but at the same time, so hilarious.
Kira_fml 0
Come on, seriously? Is anyone really that surprised?
anicolelove 0
well, tats usually outlast anything they signify, because they never go away..so...that wasn't a smart move on your part.
fYOURlife1989 0
it's fine, i like to think of tattoos as a story of your life. it's a part of your life. unless it says his name, then you should go ahead and get that shit removed.
fastpitchnumber9 0
WOW that sucks...but you could just get another tattoo over it that says "VOID" in big red letters:)