Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML
Today, I realized that the "holla" tattoo I stupidly got on my lower lip five years ago isn't fading as I expected it to, and will probably contribute to my unemployment for years to come. FML
Today, I finally got a tattoo of an alchemy symbol that I've wanted for years. I also found out later that symbol stands for urine. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
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panicked 0
just get the words 'sucks balls' under it.
SlappyDog 0
As someone with their ex husbands name tattooed on their butt..I feel your pain. Laser removal time!!!
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Comments (177)
larsonbp 0
duh, it's a ******* tattoo, and your obviously an idiot. These all should have been foreseen.
twitteringjaie 0
@#4 YES.
andbreathe 0
obviously. #14, you're right no one deserves that shit... so don't get a ******* tattoo with someones name on it. dumbass.
kapowi 0
#14 Yes, yes they do. If they get a freaking name on their body, which is PERMANENT, then they deserve it when the relationship ends and they're left with the tattoo that they were idiotic enough to get. YDI big time.
Karnezar 2
The OP was married. Usually married couples don't intend on breaking up.
Monstarred 7
Never ever get a tattoo you may have second thoughts about.
6124C3 0
this is why you only get tattoos of your children's names or of somebody who died. never someone who you don't know you will love forever.
itsnotmytree 0
I'm sorry =/ I'm with 147. You don't get married planning on it ending. Hence she doesn't deserve it. How is it bad to have had faith in your relationship?
WitchCirce 0
@150: It's bad to get a tattoo based on your faith in your relationship. I don't care if you don't plan on it ending; people don't usually plan on any relationship ending if they're infatuated enough to get a tattoo for their relationship, but the fact remains that it could always end. Tattoos are permanent; relationships are not. Ever.
misterman2 3
wow, so many people voted YDI. The point is not that they got a tattoo! The point is her marriage failed! You guys who voted YDI are morons