Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
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Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML
Today, I realized that the "holla" tattoo I stupidly got on my lower lip five years ago isn't fading as I expected it to, and will probably contribute to my unemployment for years to come. FML
Today, I finally got a tattoo of an alchemy symbol that I've wanted for years. I also found out later that symbol stands for urine. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
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panicked 0
just get the words 'sucks balls' under it.
SlappyDog 0
As someone with their ex husbands name tattooed on their butt..I feel your pain. Laser removal time!!!
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Comments (177)
xembo123 0
getting a tatoo symbolizing a relationship in some way is terrible karma. seriously, what a stupid move
missbon 0
the OP shouldnt be copping crap because they made a bad choice. have a little empathy guys the marriage just broke up!
ZEROGage 0
Sorry to hear it dude/ette... Wish I could help.
TotalLoser22 0
HEY... All i know is i am glad to know i'm not alone!!! lol... my wedding date (238) is tattood on my ring finger!!! dont i feel like an ass! lol... But like i said i am glad to know i'm not alone! lol... good luck in the future!!!!!! ;)
christopherlove 0
I have no sympathy. I will never understand.
CrossY 0
Don't. Ever. Tattoo someones name you 'love' on your body... YDI, hard.
ringles 0
THINK BEFORE YOU INK!!!!!
datboypipe 0
sux 4 U! haha. FYL. Haha
wmscheer 0
no shit
geetface 0
YDI