Today, I found out the guy I've been dating is heavily into a mystical card game and spends all of his money going to "Magic" card conventions across the country. FML
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Today, after weeks of my yelling, my boyfriend finally listened and got a hobby. Instead of getting into something sensible like martial arts, he chose tabletop gaming. Now I have to listen to hours of boring stories about pretend fantasy worlds, and admit to everyone that my boyfriend is a nerd. FML
Today, my boyfriend's obsession with card tricks reached a new low. He barged into the bathroom while I was taking a crap and asked me to pick a card. FML
Today, after almost two months, I almost finished sorting through my boyfriend's Magic: The Gathering cards. He has been collecting them for 10 years and never bothered to keep them organised. The box of Mythic Rare cards that I was saving till last is missing. I remember exactly where it was, and no one has seen it. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Today, I attended my first game night with my girlfriend’s family. They play for cash and deal cards like trained magicians. By the end I was up by £400 and they were all mad at me. I seriously think they were so busy cheating each other that I won by default. FML
Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML
Today, my husband and I have been trying to buy a house and start a family together. Now I find out that he just spent $5000 on comic books. FML
Today, I found out that the money my boyfriend has "secretly" been putting away for the last two months is not for an engagement ring like I'd thought, but for a trip to Vegas I'm not invited to. FML
Today, when my new boyfriend told me he liked playing games, he meant a 60" TV with a professional gaming chair in the middle of his living room, and 48-hour gaming marathons where he totally ignores me, refuses to sleep or shower, and only has energy drinks and cheerios. FML
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Top comments
arissia 0
So? This isn't a FML. This is you not being accepting of other people's hobbies.
null_fml 11
"Some guy I'm not even committed to has a hobby. FML."
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Comments (389)
kit_kat14 0
I know exactly how you feel. My boyfriend does the same.
coletrainmit 1
yo, mad props to all the attractive women here who like mrf
michaelscott69 0
this reminds me of a king of the hill episode i saw
KarmaLanding 0
Hey, maybe the OP is too Christian and brainlessly intolerant to realize MTG has nothing whatsoever to do with "mysticism" or "Satanism" or wtf-ever, and too stupid to realize that if her boyfriend is any kind of decent player, he's probably making upwards of $15 or $20k (or more) a year at professional tourneys...
TeenieAmerica 9
Really? You bring religion into this? Not all Christians are brainlessly intolerant. And no, by the way, I'm actually not a Christian.
tisiphone_fml 0
You weren't smart enough to search FMyLife to see what happened to the last shallow young woman who complained about exactly the same thing... enjoy. I'll leave you to your well-deserved hazing. By all means, leave your boyfriend so he can date somebody who he can enjoy his hobbies with, and find yourself an equally shallow jock to date.
Severas 0
Wow, support for the women who understand and play this game.
Severas 0
EDIT: Damnit, supposed to reply.
imzdrummer 0
you're an ass. this is his hobby, he does this for fun. if you have a problem with that you're a bitch. let him do what he wants and don't say you're life sucks just cuz your boyfriend plays a card game. you just got pwnd by a 13 yr old :)
inspector_javert 0
Oh come off it as long as he doesn't neglect you for the card game cut him a break.
supposethat 0
stuck-up ugly bitch, why don't you do what you're supposed to and be SUPPORTIVE about his interests, instead of being a typical ***** who bitches and cries over every little thing. go **** yourself.