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By mybfthecrossdresser - 20/01/2015 15:08 - Australia - Scarborough

Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML

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You deserved it 4 004

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 23/04/2015 13:16 - United States - Cherry Hill

Today, my boyfriend told me he traded nude pictures I sent him for a costume piece in an internet game. He told me I should be okay with this, because, "It's a rare piece." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 043

You deserved it 7 036

Catfished

By Samyett - 09/02/2011 19:22 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape, his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 406

You deserved it 15 002

By Michelle - 04/08/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, I turned on my boyfriend's computer and saw pictures of all of my credit cards, front and back, and several of my parent's credit cards. I looked in his e-mail and found receipts for items which had been billed to me and delivered to him, including golf clubs and my birthday gift. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 088

You deserved it 6 481

By gibbette - 28/04/2013 17:32 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a virtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 587

You deserved it 7 316

Judge Judy much?

By Why are they all like this? - 01/10/2024 00:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML

I agree, your life sucks 101

You deserved it 867

Egg mode

By Anonymous - 22/11/2020 22:58

Today, I found out my husband had a Pornhub account where he photoshops himself to look like a girl. The worst part is that I noticed he wore some of my maternity clothes in the pictures. I guess they were the only ones big enough to fit him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 065

You deserved it 185

By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 623

You deserved it 3 057

Get out of the way

By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 646

You deserved it 1 566

By asdfghjkl_12 - 25/02/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 778

You deserved it 6 715

Bae Caught Me Slippin

By Anonymous - 19/11/2015 08:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 201

You deserved it 2 266

helloboyzder 13

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:21

Clever bastard, I've never seen that one before...

Lebeaugars95 20

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:21

He saw the opportunity and he went for it

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helloboyzder 13

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:21

Clever bastard, I've never seen that one before...

LikeYouGiveAShit 27

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:37

You've probably seen it. Just never knew I was there... That's how a true cross dressing ninja rolls.

MrConcise 34

Wednesday 21 January 2015 1:07

For me it's just easier to pretend to be gay, but to each his own, I suppose.

chillandfun 12

Wednesday 21 January 2015 5:57

Clearly Op's boyfriend is going far in life. He's quite the innovator.

zman92 13

Wednesday 21 January 2015 6:48

check out tumblr, it happens all the time.

dietbacon 13

Wednesday 21 January 2015 13:02

not clever at all. 100x easier googling random photos and probably better pics than the one he took...

incoherentrmblr 21

Wednesday 21 January 2015 20:07

I have a feeling the money goes toward a Steam account...

Lebeaugars95 20

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:21

He saw the opportunity and he went for it

Classy_Sassy_15 15

Wednesday 21 January 2015 10:31

It's very clever.

Vlen_fml 20

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:22

pfft, he honestly doesn't know how to pick his marks, with the right acting photo's are never an issue.

Mizuy 7

Wednesday 21 January 2015 2:02

But dressing cute and taking pictures is the best part.

anatawabakadesu 6

Wednesday 21 January 2015 19:54

#38, your profile picture is VERY fitting for that comment.

Hollywoodgirl79 18

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:22

That is actually the best strategy ever...

Ashamed_Sister 60

Wednesday 21 January 2015 6:46

...and it's very innovative and most probably he will have some sort of success. I like his way of thinking.

Exodiafinder687 58

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:23

That was him!? I feel like such an idiot!

sk8rdud3 24

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:24

That's actually pretty smart xD

ChristinePi 36

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:25

I'd do that if I didn't have an over active conscious.

tonyfan00 38

Wednesday 21 January 2015 5:00

Same here. Small world, isn't it?

Palindromesque 21

Wednesday 21 January 2015 10:16

No can resist. *conscience

drumaddict33 12

Friday 23 January 2015 23:08

you mean conscience

plaukje 6

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:26

thats amazing, he should watch priscilla queen of the desert for the next step

MV3_Heat_Fan 13

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:27

At least he isn't using pics of you to do it

elcee1987 18

Wednesday 21 January 2015 3:07

That's actually a really good point...

theawkwardlife 21

Wednesday 21 January 2015 5:32

Yeah and that's only because he's got a better ass

MisterEx 28

Wednesday 21 January 2015 6:47

It is also a very good idea. Huehuehue.

appletreee 30

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:28

Strange- but, effective.

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Today, I caught my husband of 13 years looking at other women in Instagram. FML

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You deserved it 430

Today, my roommate wanted me to try out a new bus route home, I knew it might take longer but she really wanted me to try, so I went with her. After waiting for ages at The Exchange bus stop for the last bus home, we missed it, and had to take an Uber. FML

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Today, a little girl locked all the stalls in the girls' bathroom where I work and crawled under the doors. I then had to crawl around on the bathroom floor in order to unlock the doors. FML

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Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5 a.m. because she thought someone was watching her from the park. It was a trash can. FML

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Today, I got a new vibrator, raced all the way home, tore my pants off, took it out of the box, and then my grandmother walked in my front door. Apparently she's spending the night so she can make it to a doctor appointment in the morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 399

You deserved it 622

Today, I'm terminally ill, in a foreign country for treatment, and I was feeling hurt and sad inside, so I rang my parents to just talk, to feel warm and protected. My father told me on the phone with an indifferent tone, "Son, we're out for some shopping and getting groceries, Mom will call you back." They never did. FML

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You deserved it 79

Today, my date dumped me after he took me to see a French language film and I was completely unable to follow the plot, or discuss the underlying philosophical and sociological themes and nuances afterwards. Apparently I’m not smart enough for him, which is just insulting. FML

I agree, your life sucks 951

You deserved it 232

Today, while waiting on tables at work, I was carrying a glass of red wine when I lost balance and spilt it everywhere. After cleaning the floor and myself up and after refilling a new glass, I did exactly the same thing again. FML

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Same thing different taste

Catfished

Judge Judy much?

Egg mode

Get out of the way

Bae Caught Me Slippin

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