Love: Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights,...

By mybfthecrossdresser - Australia - Scarborough

Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML

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By I need a new ballsack. - United Kingdom - Macclesfield

Today, I'm at that age where sitting down carries a 50/50 chance of turning my balls into scrambled eggs, a fact confirmed yet again today. Third time this week. I think it's time to switch to briefs. FML

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By sama - 6/1/2021 11:03 - United States - San Jose

Assumptions

Today, I was asked why I have stretch marks when I’m skinny. The stretch marks are from when I was recovering anorexic. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I learned I have a severe sinus infection, my body really can't handle antibiotics, and I can projectile vomit out my nose. Not sure if I am more impressed that I still somehow aimed the puke into the sink, or that swallowing afterwards hurt more than emptying my stomach via my nose. FML

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By Anonymous

Today, I got in an argument with my wife. I told her that I feel like she immediately disagrees with anything I say. She immediately disagreed and said she never does that. FML

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By hot_shot - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML

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By BabyDaddy - Australia

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML

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By amused - Canada - Toronto

Today, I looked at my bank balance. It read $1.23. That's higher than it usually is. FML

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By Lissa - United States - Baldwin

Today, my stupid coworker informed the managers that there were no more kids' menus downstairs. Trusting her word, they ordered 3 full boxes. She then asked me where we kept them. We now have 12,000 kids menus to fold. FML

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By GamerGirl - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating so I broke up with him. As revenge he threw my PS3 and XBox out of the window when I wasn't in our house. I got those consoles out of the spare money my three jobs had brought in - the same three jobs I had to get because he refused to get a job of his own. FML

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By Stepheroni

Today, I went to the doctor to ask what the weird white lump was on my back, and if it was cancer. He told me it was the biggest pimple he'd ever seen. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, instead of watching a movie like a normal family, we performed random acts of kindness by handing out roses to total strangers in the freezing cold. No one would take them. FML

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By Anonymous - Australia - Perth

Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML

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By ayw329 - United States

Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

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By mommabuser

Today, my daughter's hamster pulled the water bottle off the glass, so I decided to super-glue the bottle back on. We came back an hour later to see if it had stuck, only to find both the bottle and rodent glued to the glass. FML

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By FirmlyInEngland - United Kingdom

Today, the boy I have crush on at school announced that his family were moving to Australia. My friend thought that it would be funny to spread a rumour that I was moving too, in order to follow him. Everyone has heard it, and unfortunately everyone believes it, including him. FML

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By Ugh - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that I moan too much when we have sex. I actually just fake my moans in an effort to cover the sound of my cracking hips. FML

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By embarrassment - Canada

Today, I went to a family dinner. While waiting to be seated, a guy walked by and I looked to see if he was hot. Then my grandma yelled, "Get your eyeballs back in your head and quit staring at boys!" The whole restaurant heard her. Including the guy. And yes, he was hot. FML

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By Ugh - United States

Today, I was really depressed so I talked on the phone with my best friend. She was telling me how a guy she really liked complimented her. I told her it was be nice to get at least one compliment. After a long silence she says, "You're really good with computers." FML

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By annoyed - United States - North Las Vegas

Today, I finally picked up my new bank card after my old one was stolen. It took the bank six weeks and five separate orders to figure it out, on top of which they've charged me a rush fee. FML

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By Anonymous - Australia

Today, I got fired. By my father. He wants me to drive him to work tomorrow. FML

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By anonymous - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my family was watching a football game and kept mentioning their team's quarterback's name and, as I'm not a football fan by any means, asked them who this was. My grandma then turned to me and said, "This is why you don't have a boyfriend." FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that a co-worker of mine that I had originally hired, trained, and mentored to work in my department for the past 4 years had just got the promotion that I had applied for. He is now my boss. FML

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By Dale - Costa Rica

Today, I got to Costa Rica for my first vacation in five years. I immediately rented a scooter for the week after checking into my prepaid, no refunds, hotel. On the way back from the rental agency I hit a pothole and broke my leg and ripped the skin off my foot. I'm flying home tomorrow. FML

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By Still No Ring - United States - Lisbon

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house with his family. A kitten walks over to me with an engagement ring tied to its collar and a note that says "Marry Me?" I got super excited, only to find out that it was for his brother's girlfriend of 10 months, not me. We've been together 4 years. FML

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By Nico - 26/5/2021 14:01

Dealbreaker

Today, after going on a date with my girlfriend, we ended up having sex at her flat. When she took off her panties, I took a glance and saw poop stains on them. It turned me off. FML

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By Anonymous - 4/10/2020 05:01

With friends like these…

Today, I told my “best friend” that I'd tested positive for COVID-19. She told me to “chill”. Ten years of friendship and she didn’t even ask if I was OK. FML

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By DBR - United States

Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, after an argument with a coworker, I sent him "Sorry about being such a jerk" in a reply to a mass email he had sent. I accidentally hit 'Reply All'. I now have 32 "It's okay" messages in my inbox. FML

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By thirddegreeburned - United States - Monroe

Today, I finally made the connection between people in my apartment building flushing their toilets, and my running shower water becoming scalding hot. This wouldn't be quite as bad if there weren't six floors to the building, with twenty units on each. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, after lunch with my frail, disabled, 87-year-old father, I reached into my purse for lipstick. I didn't recognize the cute cylinder I pulled out, but thinking it was a flashlight, I pressed the little button, spraying my dad and myself in the face with pepper spray. FML

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By Why me. - United States - Kent

Today, I emailed my boss to let her know I was uncomfortable working over what my university’s 28-hour policy allows. She demanded I work 40 hours this week. In any other job, I'd be fine, but if I work over 28 hours, the university will fire me. If I refuse to work 28 hours, my boss will fire me. FML

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By Wtfbruhimmovingout - Canada - Toronto

Today, my mom tried to burn my arm with a hot spatula, all because I got a tattoo against her wishes. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, my dog decided to chase a smaller dog for three blocks. When I finally caught up with him, he laid down and refused to go anywhere. I had to carry my 80 pounds Labrador like a baby all the way home. FML

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By pink_cupcakes - Australia

Today, I went to the movies alone after the boy I was seeing told me he was busy studying for exams. I found him making out with another girl whilst in the queue. When I confronted him by text he denied that it was him. I saw him check the text and reply. FML

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By adopteddd - United Kingdom

Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML

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By howprofessional - United States - Dearborn

Today, at a job interview, I was asked what I thought of twerking. It was a bizarre question, but trying to get on the interviewer's good side, I said I thought it was pretty cool. He snorted and said I'll be job-seeking for a while yet. FML

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By thanks guys

Today, I’ve been suffering with a fever of 104° as well as an ear and sinus infection. I asked my mom and sister if they could get me meds and fluids from the store. I sent them money through my bank app for the supplies. They took my money and went to lunch instead. I’m still sick as a dog. FML

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By BMTH2296 - United States

Today, I realized how sad my life is when for my 18th birthday, I went to a strip club, by myself, in GTA V. FML

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By Salaryman - Philippines

Today, I was instructed by my boss to welcome the 2 new foreign business partners since I am the only one who could speak their language. When they arrived I greeted them in their language. One of them scratched his head and asked his companion in plain and clear English, "What did he say?" FML

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By fisherman - United States

Today, I went fishing with friends looking to catch big redfish. During the trip, one of the men caught a 50 pound monster which I put away. At the end of the trip they wanted to take a picture with it. I went to wash off the fish in the water. Apparently the fish wasn't dead and swam away. FML

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Top comments

By helloboyzder | 13

#6178836 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:21

Clever bastard, I've never seen that one before...

By Lebeaugars95 | 20

#6178838 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:21

He saw the opportunity and he went for it

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By helloboyzder | 13

#6178836 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:21

Clever bastard, I've never seen that one before...

LikeYouGiveAShit | 27

#6178880 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:37

You've probably seen it. Just never knew I was there... That's how a true cross dressing ninja rolls.

MrConcise | 34

#6178916 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 1:07

For me it's just easier to pretend to be gay, but to each his own, I suppose.

chillandfun | 12

#6179116 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 5:57

Clearly Op's boyfriend is going far in life. He's quite the innovator.

zman92 | 13

#6179169 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 6:48

check out tumblr, it happens all the time.

dietbacon | 13

#6179319 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 13:02

not clever at all. 100x easier googling random photos and probably better pics than the one he took...

incoherentrmblr | 21

#6179590 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 20:07

I have a feeling the money goes toward a Steam account...

By Lebeaugars95 | 20

#6178838 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:21

He saw the opportunity and he went for it

Classy_Sassy_15 | 15

#6179260 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 10:31

It's very clever.

By Vlen_fml | 20

#6178839 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:22

pfft, he honestly doesn't know how to pick his marks, with the right acting photo's are never an issue.

Mizuy | 7

#6178948 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 2:02

But dressing cute and taking pictures is the best part.

anatawabakadesu | 6

#6179571 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 19:54

#38, your profile picture is VERY fitting for that comment.

By Hollywoodgirl79 | 18

#6178841 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:22

That is actually the best strategy ever...

Ashamed_Sister | 60

#6179167 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 6:46

...and it's very innovative and most probably he will have some sort of success. I like his way of thinking.

By Exodiafinder687 | 58

#6178846 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:23

That was him!? I feel like such an idiot!

By sk8rdud3 | 24

#6178850 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:24

That's actually pretty smart xD

By ChristinePi | 36

#6178854 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:25

I'd do that if I didn't have an over active conscious.

tonyfan00 | 38

#6179078 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 5:00

Same here.
Small world, isn't it?

Palindromesque | 21

#6179257 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 10:16

No can resist.

*conscience

drumaddict33 | 12

#6181793 - Friday 23 January 2015 23:08

you mean conscience

By plaukje | 6

#6178856 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:26

thats amazing, he should watch priscilla queen of the desert for the next step

By MV3_Heat_Fan | 13

#6178860 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:27

At least he isn't using pics of you to do it

elcee1987 | 18

#6178983 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 3:07

That's actually a really good point...

theawkwardlife | 21

#6179098 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 5:32

Yeah and that's only because he's got a better ass

MisterEx | 28

#6179168 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 6:47

It is also a very good idea. Huehuehue.

By appletreee | 30

#6178861 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:28

Strange- but, effective.