Today, I found out the guy I've been dating is heavily into a mystical card game and spends all of his money going to "Magic" card conventions across the country. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after weeks of my yelling, my boyfriend finally listened and got a hobby. Instead of getting into something sensible like martial arts, he chose tabletop gaming. Now I have to listen to hours of boring stories about pretend fantasy worlds, and admit to everyone that my boyfriend is a nerd. FML
Today, my boyfriend's obsession with card tricks reached a new low. He barged into the bathroom while I was taking a crap and asked me to pick a card. FML
Today, after almost two months, I almost finished sorting through my boyfriend's Magic: The Gathering cards. He has been collecting them for 10 years and never bothered to keep them organised. The box of Mythic Rare cards that I was saving till last is missing. I remember exactly where it was, and no one has seen it. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Today, I attended my first game night with my girlfriend’s family. They play for cash and deal cards like trained magicians. By the end I was up by £400 and they were all mad at me. I seriously think they were so busy cheating each other that I won by default. FML
Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML
Today, my husband and I have been trying to buy a house and start a family together. Now I find out that he just spent $5000 on comic books. FML
Today, I found out that the money my boyfriend has "secretly" been putting away for the last two months is not for an engagement ring like I'd thought, but for a trip to Vegas I'm not invited to. FML
Today, when my new boyfriend told me he liked playing games, he meant a 60" TV with a professional gaming chair in the middle of his living room, and 48-hour gaming marathons where he totally ignores me, refuses to sleep or shower, and only has energy drinks and cheerios. FML
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Top comments
arissia 0
So? This isn't a FML. This is you not being accepting of other people's hobbies.
null_fml 11
"Some guy I'm not even committed to has a hobby. FML."
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Comments (389)
sirsquab 12
OP is Alyssa Bereznak. The guy is Jon FInkel. Google that shit.
tianaaaa1 0
you should feel proud to be dating him! my boyfriend plays it and got me into it! mtg is amaaazing
hypnotoad04 2
Just think, without the help of nerds like us, you wouldn't be able to post that online. Then you would have had to kept that stupid comment to yourself, bitch.
sweet_pea_23 0
I know exactly how you feel!!! My boyfriend is the same way!!
jthmtwin 16
Love MTG it's fun to play and watch, get yourself a damn hobby at least he has some thing he's passionate about!
Yomojo 5
Dumb bitch, doesn't know what Magic is
Poison_Girl23 11
So what? It's actually a fun game to play. My bf plays it all the time I've even gone to a tournament with him. You should try to learn it
midget9312 3
I wanna know how you didn't figure that out before or in the early stages of y'all dating.. If he loves it that much you should have known right away.
starfoxx64 6
Aaaand what's the problem? That's awesome. Who drafted Angel of Serenity at the Return to Ravnica prerelease? Damn straight.
nerdling 1
Magic is an awesome game, so no sympathy for you.