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By limegreenpoopie - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Valrico

Today, my boyfriend's obsession with card tricks reached a new low. He barged into the bathroom while I was taking a crap and asked me to pick a card. FML
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Same thing different taste

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You don't want to know where he was going to pull your card from after pretending to mess up the trick…

He just wanted you to pick the number two while you were going number two

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You don't want to know where he was going to pull your card from after pretending to mess up the trick…

He just wanted you to pick the number two while you were going number two

He want to make ******** a magical experience.

The cards are obviously just a distraction ... the real trick was turning your poop lime green!

Bit of a crap hobby to pursue. I hate myself too dw

deuces wild? I'm sorry, that was awful... I'll let myself out