Today, I found out the guy I've been dating is heavily into a mystical card game and spends all of his money going to "Magic" card conventions across the country. FML
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Today, after weeks of my yelling, my boyfriend finally listened and got a hobby. Instead of getting into something sensible like martial arts, he chose tabletop gaming. Now I have to listen to hours of boring stories about pretend fantasy worlds, and admit to everyone that my boyfriend is a nerd. FML
Today, my boyfriend's obsession with card tricks reached a new low. He barged into the bathroom while I was taking a crap and asked me to pick a card. FML
Today, after almost two months, I almost finished sorting through my boyfriend's Magic: The Gathering cards. He has been collecting them for 10 years and never bothered to keep them organised. The box of Mythic Rare cards that I was saving till last is missing. I remember exactly where it was, and no one has seen it. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Today, I attended my first game night with my girlfriend’s family. They play for cash and deal cards like trained magicians. By the end I was up by £400 and they were all mad at me. I seriously think they were so busy cheating each other that I won by default. FML
Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML
Today, my husband and I have been trying to buy a house and start a family together. Now I find out that he just spent $5000 on comic books. FML
Today, I found out that the money my boyfriend has "secretly" been putting away for the last two months is not for an engagement ring like I'd thought, but for a trip to Vegas I'm not invited to. FML
Today, when my new boyfriend told me he liked playing games, he meant a 60" TV with a professional gaming chair in the middle of his living room, and 48-hour gaming marathons where he totally ignores me, refuses to sleep or shower, and only has energy drinks and cheerios. FML
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arissia 0
So? This isn't a FML. This is you not being accepting of other people's hobbies.
null_fml 11
"Some guy I'm not even committed to has a hobby. FML."
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Comments (389)
Austinsgirl08 0
sounds like my man... it's effin ridiculous
ShadeVII 0
guys all have hobbies, though some may be sexier than others. live with it. playing mtg at a tournament level requires an incredibly sharp mind. i'd say ydi, but frankly you don't "deserve" a smart guy if you can't even appreciate it
BAMPregnant 0
My boyfriend plays it too and I find it really amusing. I'm actually trying to learn. Don't be such a bitch about it and let him be a guy. If you want some pathetic moron who's only mission in life is to adore you go mope on a couch watching chick flicks and let the poor guy find someone worth his time.
the1ultimate 0
Well, at least he isn't a furry. A card game isn't all that weird, and maybe you can convince him to include his hobby in some sort of budget.
JayceSprynter 0
@ the1ultimate: **** you furry hater. @op anon: Stupid, its not a "Mystical card game" The name of the game is Magic: The Gathering.
TheMagicalAmount 0
Yeah, as said you gotta be pretty sharp to play that game, so that's something. Also, hes not a furry...
lucky_coincedenc 0
what an idiot yugiohs where it's at
CandyStone1991 0
I know exactly how you feel....the guy I was seeing was into the whole Magic, World of Warcraft, and gaming scene. Needless to say were separated because of it
HiddenAce91 6
@#336 gaming is not a scene. It's more of a social group. Because you can meet people all over the world through gaming. Hence why I personally love gaming.
Illionna 0
my boyfriend is into Magic....its not that bad.... just as long as not ALL his money goes into it...but really its NOT that bad. and its sometimes fun to watch :P
Celeborn006 0
Its his money go get your own job, as long as he's covering his share of rent/util/food calm down a little. Secondly Magic the Gathering is a thought entensive game compared to chess as one of the most thought provoking games by mensa and other organizations. Its really not mystical at all its a competitive strategy game.