Today, I found out the guy I've been dating is heavily into a mystical card game and spends all of his money going to "Magic" card conventions across the country. FML
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Today, after weeks of my yelling, my boyfriend finally listened and got a hobby. Instead of getting into something sensible like martial arts, he chose tabletop gaming. Now I have to listen to hours of boring stories about pretend fantasy worlds, and admit to everyone that my boyfriend is a nerd. FML
Today, my boyfriend's obsession with card tricks reached a new low. He barged into the bathroom while I was taking a crap and asked me to pick a card. FML
Today, after almost two months, I almost finished sorting through my boyfriend's Magic: The Gathering cards. He has been collecting them for 10 years and never bothered to keep them organised. The box of Mythic Rare cards that I was saving till last is missing. I remember exactly where it was, and no one has seen it. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Today, I attended my first game night with my girlfriend’s family. They play for cash and deal cards like trained magicians. By the end I was up by £400 and they were all mad at me. I seriously think they were so busy cheating each other that I won by default. FML
Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML
Today, my husband and I have been trying to buy a house and start a family together. Now I find out that he just spent $5000 on comic books. FML
Today, I found out that the money my boyfriend has "secretly" been putting away for the last two months is not for an engagement ring like I'd thought, but for a trip to Vegas I'm not invited to. FML
Today, when my new boyfriend told me he liked playing games, he meant a 60" TV with a professional gaming chair in the middle of his living room, and 48-hour gaming marathons where he totally ignores me, refuses to sleep or shower, and only has energy drinks and cheerios. FML
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Top comments
arissia 0
So? This isn't a FML. This is you not being accepting of other people's hobbies.
null_fml 11
"Some guy I'm not even committed to has a hobby. FML."
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Comments (389)
wtfsultfml 0
so what, be supportive you stuck up bitch
Lisasimpsonfan 0
He could be into hookers and blow. Or dudes on the down low. You should be glad he has such an innocent hobby. True fact: Nerdy guys make better boyfriends/husbands because they tend to realize what's on the inside matters more than what's on the outside.
Grasses 0
Couldn't agree more, 315. They're less likely to leave you when you start sagging. :)
ridiculouslady 0
i gotta say, that's nothing. sorry.
Sekococo 0
Yu-Gi-Oh Bitch :D am bored
Sekococo 0
302 dont be the douche to bring up religion if no-one has offend yours thank you. :)
Wrathlon 1
Should reword this: "Like most girls I have no goals or hobbies or interests and I think people who do, and travel the country for them, are losers for having a life. FML"
AlanDente 0
Wow, I guess if you're guna write something on the internet it's probably best not to criticise anything that geeks love. And man, geeks love Magic TG like Whitney loves crack... I think the problem is that he spends all his money and too much time on MTG, and not enough on his girlfriend. Still laughing at how angry some of these responses are...
BaconTank 0
Saying Magic is a mystical card game is like saying Dr.Who is a medical drama.
Hexefrau 5
LOL! Best analogy EVAR.
hannahhunnyxx 0
Wow, really? Way to be supportive. My boyfriend plays that game, and even though I don't understand a single thing, I support him 100% for playing it. He's even thinking about teaching me sometime soon. It's really not that bad. Just TRY to understand that he has a passion for stuff, too.
Geckofreak97 0
lol YDI for not seeing that magic is awesome. I finally got my hands on a plainswalker, too.