Did you slap her back?

Damn! Why are you guys suggesting you hit a woman back? That’s unacceptable for a gentleman!

A true gentleman would exaggerate his injury, get her to feel sorry for him, then fuck her. What ever happened to chivalry? Fuck!

No. Why would I hit a woman?

Slap her back. Hit her with a dose of equality.

I don't believe in hitting women

She was just defending herself, there would be no reason to slap her back.

I sense the start of another rom com.

Two and a half morons?

Two and a half morons?

Butt why didn't you do anything?

There was nothing that could be done so to avoid escalating the situation I did nothing

Looks like you have a free ass grab coming your way!

Are you the same guy that got slapped by the woman who thought she was in the women's room?

I hope the kid's parents made him/her apologize to both of you.

Well, you gotta slap somebody when that happens, and it’s not right to slap little kids.

That’s ok. I just witnessed my two year old daughter kick a grown man in the ass because he was going too slow down the stairs. He stumbled and looked back at her in surprise. She just smiled.

Slapping doesn't have the same effect as it used to. Suplex her.