Today, I found out the guy I've been dating is heavily into a mystical card game and spends all of his money going to "Magic" card conventions across the country. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after weeks of my yelling, my boyfriend finally listened and got a hobby. Instead of getting into something sensible like martial arts, he chose tabletop gaming. Now I have to listen to hours of boring stories about pretend fantasy worlds, and admit to everyone that my boyfriend is a nerd. FML
Today, my boyfriend's obsession with card tricks reached a new low. He barged into the bathroom while I was taking a crap and asked me to pick a card. FML
Today, after almost two months, I almost finished sorting through my boyfriend's Magic: The Gathering cards. He has been collecting them for 10 years and never bothered to keep them organised. The box of Mythic Rare cards that I was saving till last is missing. I remember exactly where it was, and no one has seen it. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Today, I attended my first game night with my girlfriend’s family. They play for cash and deal cards like trained magicians. By the end I was up by £400 and they were all mad at me. I seriously think they were so busy cheating each other that I won by default. FML
Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML
Today, my husband and I have been trying to buy a house and start a family together. Now I find out that he just spent $5000 on comic books. FML
Today, I found out that the money my boyfriend has "secretly" been putting away for the last two months is not for an engagement ring like I'd thought, but for a trip to Vegas I'm not invited to. FML
Today, when my new boyfriend told me he liked playing games, he meant a 60" TV with a professional gaming chair in the middle of his living room, and 48-hour gaming marathons where he totally ignores me, refuses to sleep or shower, and only has energy drinks and cheerios. FML
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Top comments
arissia 0
So? This isn't a FML. This is you not being accepting of other people's hobbies.
null_fml 11
"Some guy I'm not even committed to has a hobby. FML."
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Comments (389)
redbeater 5
who cares? Let him do what he likes to do.
ZombieKitteh 8
see, THIS is why he kept you in the dark about this until now. He knew you'd be a prude judgmental bitch about it, as if it changes anything between you at all.
TeenieAmerica 9
FHL for having a girlfriend who doesn't accept his hobbies.
HMTQMadge 1
**** his like for having a girlfriend like you. Maybe try being more accepting, yeah? Pretty much no one here agrees with you you. Get over it, it won't change anything between you and the guy you're dating.
CHRISHAJEK 4
the game magic: the gathering card game is amazing!
gemmyfay 0
really? ur that selfish? lotsa ppl play that. shit, the last 2 guys I dated play. whatever. at least u know he's out doing that and not other girls... u know what? u don't deserve him. hope he leaves ur stupid ass.
spazz666 18
HEY! MAGIC IS A WONDERFUL GAME! I'm a chick and happily addicted to MTG (:
spazz666 18
(adding to my previous comment) it requires a lot of thought and maybe instead of sitting on the Internet you should spend some time with your boyfriend and find out what he likes to do. I started playing magic when I was about 8 and have been playing ever since. I play with my brother and my friends and my boyfriend too. it's a great way to spend time together and have fun. and you can win cash prizes from tournaments too. and honey, if you're gonna sit here and bitch that your boyfriend has a hobby(and a hobby that requires INTELLIGENCE at that) then you don't deserve him at all.
amouro_o 0
I feel ur pain my boyfriend dos the exact same thing
doc89holliday 3
thats kool but i would never spend that much on it