Today, I found out the guy I've been dating is heavily into a mystical card game and spends all of his money going to "Magic" card conventions across the country. FML
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Today, after weeks of my yelling, my boyfriend finally listened and got a hobby. Instead of getting into something sensible like martial arts, he chose tabletop gaming. Now I have to listen to hours of boring stories about pretend fantasy worlds, and admit to everyone that my boyfriend is a nerd. FML
Today, my boyfriend's obsession with card tricks reached a new low. He barged into the bathroom while I was taking a crap and asked me to pick a card. FML
Today, after almost two months, I almost finished sorting through my boyfriend's Magic: The Gathering cards. He has been collecting them for 10 years and never bothered to keep them organised. The box of Mythic Rare cards that I was saving till last is missing. I remember exactly where it was, and no one has seen it. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Today, I attended my first game night with my girlfriend’s family. They play for cash and deal cards like trained magicians. By the end I was up by £400 and they were all mad at me. I seriously think they were so busy cheating each other that I won by default. FML
Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML
Today, my husband and I have been trying to buy a house and start a family together. Now I find out that he just spent $5000 on comic books. FML
Today, I found out that the money my boyfriend has "secretly" been putting away for the last two months is not for an engagement ring like I'd thought, but for a trip to Vegas I'm not invited to. FML
Today, when my new boyfriend told me he liked playing games, he meant a 60" TV with a professional gaming chair in the middle of his living room, and 48-hour gaming marathons where he totally ignores me, refuses to sleep or shower, and only has energy drinks and cheerios. FML
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arissia 0
So? This isn't a FML. This is you not being accepting of other people's hobbies.
null_fml 11
"Some guy I'm not even committed to has a hobby. FML."
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Comments (389)
Enzan 0
gahd, just learn and play with him. at least that way you both can enjoy something.
zumiez0898 0
bitch
Kyshimoto310 0
if its magic the gathering like everyone else said it is, then he isnt going to conventions. he is probably going to friday night magic. if not then he must be going to grand prix or pro tours. if he is good enough then he might get a few hundred so its not really a fml. especially since he is not actually ignoring you and magic is a very social game
Necavi 0
Magic: The Gathering is cool. O.o I feel sorry for anybody who doesn't comprehend the full glory that is M:TG. Really. And I would be delighted if I were invited to different tournaments should my boyfriend have M:TG as his hobby. As it were, we're too busy getting it on, so that's not gonna happen. But, I'd totally play a round of strip Magic with him if I ever got the chance. Girl, you're an ungrateful bitch. :) And at least he knows how to commit to something.
Severas 0
Lucky boyfriend. :(
kylepwn1 0
u have bad taste in men just sayin
NamelessNeko 13
If he's playing in tournaments around the country, he must be at least halfway decent at it. My hat's off to him, since I never bothered doing anything outside of the local area.
RamsesX 5
I hope your next boyfriend has a better hobby, like beating the shit out of you.
fallnangel7 0
I don't play magic, I'm into another card game, but my girl started playing itvwhen she learned it was like my biggest hobbie, now she can kick my ass. pmsl!!!
Clover2009 0
Uhm, hi, as a Magic nerd just getting into the game, the OP gets a "YDI" for being a stuck-up bitch.
mightymouse 0
thats awesome i didnt even know magic cards were still around, they used to be the *****. do any of u know if the first generation cards r still worth anything?
NINJADusk2Dawn 0
I think the least expensive stuff from Alpha block is about $10 but there are cards worth several hundred so it is worth checking those old cards out.