Today, I found out the guy I've been dating is heavily into a mystical card game and spends all of his money going to "Magic" card conventions across the country. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after weeks of my yelling, my boyfriend finally listened and got a hobby. Instead of getting into something sensible like martial arts, he chose tabletop gaming. Now I have to listen to hours of boring stories about pretend fantasy worlds, and admit to everyone that my boyfriend is a nerd. FML
Today, my boyfriend's obsession with card tricks reached a new low. He barged into the bathroom while I was taking a crap and asked me to pick a card. FML
Today, after almost two months, I almost finished sorting through my boyfriend's Magic: The Gathering cards. He has been collecting them for 10 years and never bothered to keep them organised. The box of Mythic Rare cards that I was saving till last is missing. I remember exactly where it was, and no one has seen it. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Today, I attended my first game night with my girlfriend’s family. They play for cash and deal cards like trained magicians. By the end I was up by £400 and they were all mad at me. I seriously think they were so busy cheating each other that I won by default. FML
Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML
Today, my husband and I have been trying to buy a house and start a family together. Now I find out that he just spent $5000 on comic books. FML
Today, I found out that the money my boyfriend has "secretly" been putting away for the last two months is not for an engagement ring like I'd thought, but for a trip to Vegas I'm not invited to. FML
Today, when my new boyfriend told me he liked playing games, he meant a 60" TV with a professional gaming chair in the middle of his living room, and 48-hour gaming marathons where he totally ignores me, refuses to sleep or shower, and only has energy drinks and cheerios. FML
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Top comments
arissia 0
So? This isn't a FML. This is you not being accepting of other people's hobbies.
null_fml 11
"Some guy I'm not even committed to has a hobby. FML."
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Comments (389)
jordaninja 0
wow. worst FML ever! he should slit your throat with his cards!
Flyingpants 0
Dude, Magic: The Gathering is not a "mystical card game", and professional players can make hundreds of thousands of dollars every year winning tournaments!
musiciangirl591 16
my boyfriend knows a guy who actually sells deck plans for a side job while in college!
canadianbuddy_fml 0
he's REALLY cool. don't judge
maLOLry 0
Nerds are the shit. Accept that bit of truth. If he was good enough before, he's good enough now. Chill out.
larasnowboard 0
wow it doesn't matter at all!
injoynit 0
so!
LongJohnnie5 0
Damn im surprised how everybody here is so against miss OP. People who spend ALL their money on little card games and nothing important makes those people pretty stupid. Im not saying that people shouldn't play the game, but to be ******* obsessed over little plastic cards is retarded. Id be pissed if my gf was spending all the hard earned money on that.....worthless and pointless
Ultimate_Cynic 0
To be fair, all you have to go on is the OP's statement that he spends all his money on MtG. One has to remember that women are A) Prone to exaggeration and hyperbole, and B) Mostly liars.
a1s 3
not that I agree with you "women are liars" theory, but you it's pretty obvious this guy eats something, and lives somewhere, and while some people find it hot to meet/date naked people, a stuck up person like OP would not be into that, so he must have clothes no more than a year or two old. That's, like ,half a paycheck not spent on Magic right there! However I think OPs problem is not so much the obsessive hobby, as the mystical as aspects (not doing due diligence makes her an idiot, but I digress). Imagine you've met an intelligent, young man (most magic players are), and then you find out that he's into some voodoo or other.
KoalaMeatPie 0
I play MTG. I play MTG with My Girlfriend. I play MTG NAKED with My Girlfriend. YDI, you're missing out on a heck of a lot of fun. in several ways.
likeomgwhat 0
you obyisly didnt judge him b4 why now that you found out he likes to play a card game...your a bitch
nightELFassasin6 0
and wats wrong with that noob
sulhaq 4
You're a pretty shallow minded bitch if you think this constitutes an FML. Maybe try asking him about it and show some interest in it sometime.