Today, I found out the guy I've been dating is heavily into a mystical card game and spends all of his money going to "Magic" card conventions across the country. FML
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Today, after weeks of my yelling, my boyfriend finally listened and got a hobby. Instead of getting into something sensible like martial arts, he chose tabletop gaming. Now I have to listen to hours of boring stories about pretend fantasy worlds, and admit to everyone that my boyfriend is a nerd. FML
Today, my boyfriend's obsession with card tricks reached a new low. He barged into the bathroom while I was taking a crap and asked me to pick a card. FML
Today, after almost two months, I almost finished sorting through my boyfriend's Magic: The Gathering cards. He has been collecting them for 10 years and never bothered to keep them organised. The box of Mythic Rare cards that I was saving till last is missing. I remember exactly where it was, and no one has seen it. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Today, I attended my first game night with my girlfriend’s family. They play for cash and deal cards like trained magicians. By the end I was up by £400 and they were all mad at me. I seriously think they were so busy cheating each other that I won by default. FML
Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML
Today, my husband and I have been trying to buy a house and start a family together. Now I find out that he just spent $5000 on comic books. FML
Today, I found out that the money my boyfriend has "secretly" been putting away for the last two months is not for an engagement ring like I'd thought, but for a trip to Vegas I'm not invited to. FML
Today, when my new boyfriend told me he liked playing games, he meant a 60" TV with a professional gaming chair in the middle of his living room, and 48-hour gaming marathons where he totally ignores me, refuses to sleep or shower, and only has energy drinks and cheerios. FML
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arissia 0
So? This isn't a FML. This is you not being accepting of other people's hobbies.
null_fml 11
"Some guy I'm not even committed to has a hobby. FML."
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Comments (389)
airmanswife08 3
That's what my husband is into. He's 21 and in the USAF. He's also a texas state champion... I really hate the game but when you love someone I guess it doesn't matter all that much.
lisaaarrrggghhh 0
LoL my friends boyfriend does the same thing here in Australia! but not only magic she also found out his in a star wars role play group... she thought he was going to work lol
kcoolbeans94 7
Magic is an awesome game!!! My boyfriend plays it and got me into it. Now both of our families play it and have a great bond. Try it!
noplesh 3
anyone who plays any card game as a hobby get seriously offended by comments like this one. if i where him i would have dumped u for being so disrespectful of my interests.
mrfry1234 4
So what? It's his hobby. If he can stand your hobbies, why not you his?
MonGuillaume 2
MAGIC THE GATHERINGGGGGG~!
traedaria 14
Atleast he has a social life with it, I play and so does my bf, it's fun and makes you think and meet new ppl
BullletProof 5
I hate that game with a passion, it steals boyfriends .-.
Aliette_fml 0
Dude! Magic is a fantastic game, you can tell so much about someone through their deck! And yes, I'm a 18 year old girl who's not a nerd…
beth1821 0
Hey I don't agree with the others calling you a snob. But I will admit it is odd, my bf looooooves magic nd wants to teach me lol