Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML
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Today, I found out why my boyfriend gets so upset when I make jokes about him and his best guy friend being lovers. It's because they are. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend who's sick, he told me he felt sleepy due to meds and was going to bed. I jokingly said, "you're going to call your other girlfriend, aren't you?" There was silence before I heard, "you weren't supposed to find out like this." FML
Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a back-up girl if we break up. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
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Welshite 39
Dump him.
Ambient25 24
You should dump him and then "jokingly" pawn everything he has in your place.
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Slimbo305 11
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One time I was dating 3 girls and they all found out about each other. Lol FML
SuperMew 22
"Hahaha, I lead women on and this was hilarious. OMG, FML... I mean, those girls should have known I was leading them on. How awkward for me." You sir are a jackass.
2074red2074 6
He is the jackest of asses.
DocBastard 38
Slimbo - Based on your picture, I have to assume you're lying and have never touched a girl let alone dated 3 at once. You don't look like the studliest of studs, and I assure you no one here is impressed.
kayteakay 26
I hope your junk falls off and you lose your teeth. Jackass.
Misshhh 23
You've dated 3 girls at the same time? were they all blind and mentally disabled? No offence but by the looks of it you're not a hot stud and I doubt you have good personality especially when you have the means of a complete douche
Axipiter 24
You'd think differently if he were wearing sunglasses and a bandanna, Doc...
gracehi 31
Nah, Doc. You'd be surprised at the dumb ugly ***** who manage to date several women at once. Needless to say, those women are either settling, or they are not exactly prizes themselves. It's kind of like bragging that you own three cars, but they're all rusted piles of crap with missing wheels that haven't been able to start since before you were born and you paid a junk yard owner $20 for all them, and he then towed them all to your front yard for fee to thank you for the favor of taking them off his hands and freeing up room on his cluttered land.
rialbybba 19
Slimbo, eat shit.
gracehi 31
*free. Isn't it funny how "fee" and "free" are practically opposites, yet they are similarly spelled?
AKAR2521 4
if my fiancee even joked about that i would be pissed. thats not funny to me at all.
NandaPanda 22
Me and my fiancé joke about it, I've seen my parents and his joke about it as well as many of our friends. A lot of people JOKE about it, OP just had the misfortune of dating one of those ass munchers who weren't joking... Sorry OP, but there's plenty of guys out there. You'll be able to find someone who will actually be faithful, just have to be patient.
Sriehl 13
you should dump the cheating bastard then
alycion 38
By making it out to be a joke is my guess number 3. If people don't take you seriously, they usually don't question things.
mooseantlers 1
how dumb are you!? by the way you said it, he talks about her enough. cant be angry at the guy for being honest all along. your own fault for not taking him seriously!
worldclassrager 39
That's done...you are not going to tolerate bring a third wheel...what a jerk...you'll find someone faithful and who treats you right...
gracehi 31
I always talk about my other boyfriends with my boyfriend. One of them is even pictured here. Their names are Leonardo DiCaprio, Vigo Mortenson, Elijah Wood, Hugh Jackman, 1982 Harrison Ford, 1997 Keanu Reeves, and Daryl Dixon. These relationships exist purely in my mind. I'm fairly certain these men don't even know I'm alive. Except I'm hoping that Norman Reedus will eventually acknowledge my existence. Perhaps he will if I'm persistent in mailing him locks of my hair, although I'm thinking of upgrading to my severed earlobe.
misslady23 10
Correction ex-boyfriend. Right?
Axipiter 24
Throw a brick through his window.