Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out why my boyfriend gets so upset when I make jokes about him and his best guy friend being lovers. It's because they are. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend who's sick, he told me he felt sleepy due to meds and was going to bed. I jokingly said, "you're going to call your other girlfriend, aren't you?" There was silence before I heard, "you weren't supposed to find out like this." FML
Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a back-up girl if we break up. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Dump him.
Ambient25 25
You should dump him and then "jokingly" pawn everything he has in your place.
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Comments (104)
imchacon22 19
There's always a little truth behind every just kidding. Don't sweat over it, on to the next!
askingandy 23
In eighth grade, I got my first boyfriend. Towards the end of our relationship, we joked around like "I bet when you kiss me, you pretend it's your other boyfriend" and "You'd just rather hang out with your other girlfriend". My "other boyfriend" was pretend. His other girlfriend was real. And it sucks because I kinda saw it coming, but didn't acknowledge it at the time because I a brainless middle school scene kid at the time.
AprylAnn 23
That's horrible, sorry you deserve better
ihearuscreamin 13
You should jokingly key his car
skyet 1
Funny, op, mine did the same thing today... Haha wonder if im the other woman?
monnanon 14
yeah the "other gf/bf" is a recurring joke with me and my husband too. i would be slightly more worried if we felt it was an area we couldnt joke about
ben_e_boy28 4
Just make sure you use protection... I suggest mace! ;)
AverageJoey 18
Sounds like you need to jokingly break up with him.
Yousaho 10
Disclosure!!
samntack 1
******* immature guys first of all. second, avoid guys like him from now on.