While it may not have worked in this case because you had to be close to your son, I've learned you dive deep into the pool to release it if you can't get out in time.

This is kinda petty. Really though, no one actually cares if you fart in a pool

It's generally a rule of thumb not to fart in the pool for this reason.

People fart, why do you care? Should have just laughed it off and chased your sin around, threatening to fart on him. Now if you shit yourself in a pool, then you'd have a problem fart monster.

^^son

Be thankful there were not any floaties. Couldn't imagine a worse public swimming situation than over trusting a toot in a pool.

That's why you don't fart in pools.

This sounds very embarrasing so fyl. Also on a side note why is everyone getting downvoted?

Should have started roaring and tossing kids like Godzilla!

my dad did this once and I called him "the bubble maker" for two days.