Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I found out why my boyfriend gets so upset when I make jokes about him and his best guy friend being lovers. It's because they are. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend who's sick, he told me he felt sleepy due to meds and was going to bed. I jokingly said, "you're going to call your other girlfriend, aren't you?" There was silence before I heard, "you weren't supposed to find out like this." FML
Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a back-up girl if we break up. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
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Welshite 39
Dump him.
Ambient25 24
You should dump him and then "jokingly" pawn everything he has in your place.
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Comments (104)
MissSticks 21
Ouch, been there. That sucks, OP.
est000dog 11
Choke for some time and tell him it was just a joke
G0D_LIKE 1
Lmfao I do this sometimes
FrankHotpants 31
Apparently you can safely admit to anything as long as you throw in a little sarcasm/humor.
EvilLittleMan 23
Well OP now you can jokingly talk about your ex-boyfriend but in reality you are being serious.
djPanda 8
That's why you can't take that shit lightly
countrygirl109 11
Now to be ex-boyfriend.
asherm 15
I wonder if he jokes with her.... She should probably know what's going on
Zebediabolical 43
Is he stepping out on you with her or is he stepping out on her with you?
nbandofbrothers 10
Dead boyfriend