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By other woman - 21/10/2013 16:42 - United States - Riverside

Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2009 16:31 - United States

Today, I found out why my boyfriend gets so upset when I make jokes about him and his best guy friend being lovers. It's because they are. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2015 11:28 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2010 04:12 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend who's sick, he told me he felt sleepy due to meds and was going to bed. I jokingly said, "you're going to call your other girlfriend, aren't you?" There was silence before I heard, "you weren't supposed to find out like this." FML

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By I'm a joke? - 30/05/2013 05:37

Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2021 14:01

Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 16:28 - United States

Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2014 03:30 - United States - Crowley

Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML

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By smiles22 - 27/11/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a back-up girl if we break up. FML

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By Em - 15/10/2009 06:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2016 07:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML

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Welshite 39

Monday 21 October 2013 21:51

Dump him.

Ambient25 24

Monday 21 October 2013 21:53

You should dump him and then "jokingly" pawn everything he has in your place.

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MissSticks 21

Tuesday 22 October 2013 0:03

Ouch, been there. That sucks, OP.

est000dog 11

Tuesday 22 October 2013 1:04

Choke for some time and tell him it was just a joke

G0D_LIKE 1

Tuesday 22 October 2013 1:15

Lmfao I do this sometimes

FrankHotpants 31

Tuesday 22 October 2013 1:35

Apparently you can safely admit to anything as long as you throw in a little sarcasm/humor.

EvilLittleMan 23

Tuesday 22 October 2013 2:10

Well OP now you can jokingly talk about your ex-boyfriend but in reality you are being serious.

djPanda 8

Tuesday 22 October 2013 3:25

That's why you can't take that shit lightly

countrygirl109 11

Tuesday 22 October 2013 3:33

Now to be ex-boyfriend.

asherm 15

Tuesday 22 October 2013 3:34

I wonder if he jokes with her.... She should probably know what's going on

Zebediabolical 39

Tuesday 22 October 2013 3:40

Is he stepping out on you with her or is he stepping out on her with you?

nbandofbrothers 10

Tuesday 22 October 2013 4:16

Dead boyfriend

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Today, I posted on Facebook saying I'm in a new relationship. One of my buddies said, "You're cheating on Jill?" My girlfriend saw this and went completely nuts, not giving me a chance to explain that "Jill" is just a euphemism for your hand. FML

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Today, I attended my boyfriend's funeral. His entire family never accepted me and hadn’t spoken to him in 4 years. I had to listen to his brother give the eulogy, and every word out of his mouth about my boyfriend was a lie. They barely knew him, yet I could only sit in the back of the church, alone. FML

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Today, after hours of protesting and tantrums, I finally got my kids to clean their rooms. They're all really proud of themselves and enjoying all the extra space. I'm stuck with the three extra loads of laundry they found in there. FML

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Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML

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Today, my bitchy co-worker decided that being given a compliment on her shoes is sexual harassment, and worthy of reporting me to our boss over. FML

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