Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out why my boyfriend gets so upset when I make jokes about him and his best guy friend being lovers. It's because they are. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend who's sick, he told me he felt sleepy due to meds and was going to bed. I jokingly said, "you're going to call your other girlfriend, aren't you?" There was silence before I heard, "you weren't supposed to find out like this." FML
Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a back-up girl if we break up. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
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Welshite 40
Dump him.
Ambient25 25
You should dump him and then "jokingly" pawn everything he has in your place.
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Comments (104)
Grand_Cookie 21
Take an axe to his car, but as a joke. It'll totally be hilarious.
Welshite 40
OP: I'm going to take an axe to your car, you filthy cheater! Boyfriend: NOOOO!!!! OP: *places axe on car seat* OP: See, I /took/ it to your car. Lololol
RedPillSucks 33
Nah. Cover his car in glitter, both inside AND outside (glue the outside glitter). Make sure there's plenty of sticky notes also, with stuff his other girlfriend will get pissed about when she finds them.
turdoblast 21
Just like your username, your joke is, well, shite.
gracehi 33
I don't know what jackass thumbed you down Welshite. Your comment made me laugh.
Stylux_fml 16
#48 The same jackass that thumbed you down.
asparagus12 21
Yeah my boyfriend did that to me once. He got stuck with her when she got pregnant and is in a miserable marriage. I, however, am living happily ever after. Hopefully you will experience the same great karma.
DanielleinDC 34
Well, maybe the other girlfriend doesn't deserve a two-timing creep either. Maybe neither realized they're dating a cad. By the way, OP, I hope that is soon "ex-boyfriend". And I don't condone vandalism, but glitter-bombing the interior I could go for.
xSkittle 16
Where do these idiots come from?
Dthsapprntc 23
You don't want to know. It's a scary place.
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
new jersey
gracehi 33
Actually, if you're referring to "Jersey Shore," those particular idiots are from New York. All but one of them, anyway.
gracehi 33
But in answer to the original question... You see... When a mommy idiot and a daddy idiot love each other very much...well actually, I guess they don't have to love each other at all...anyway, they get certain urges... You know what? Ask your father.
lightanddark 17
oh no you didn't. I'm from Jersey and...actually you might be right
xSkittle 16
What is wrong with you 46? Where do you come from? Because that will answer my question.
gracehi 33
^ Yo mamma's uterus. That's right. I'm your sister.
JMichael 26
Apparently you don't know that people do that all the time and are able to get away with it for years sometimes.
SuperMew 22
Apparently by making them think he was joking.
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
I dated a jerk like that too. it was all fun & games until her nude pics showed up on his phone. dump him!
BexBaby86 21
Sounds like you're better off without him. He can have this other girl and just hope she ruins him. In the meantime, enjoy being single, he clearly didn't deserve you.
SuperMew 22
I can understand thinking it was a joke. I hope you dumped him.
Enslaved 38
I was once told there's always some truth in any joke-- that's why I take all joking death threats seriously. :P "I used to love her but I had to kill her" Yikes!
RedPillSucks 33
What about "I'll love you to death?"
perdix 31
All three-ways begin with joking...or so I've heard. Hey, what's the difference between a three-way and a tennis racquet?
Welshite 40
No strings attached?
perdix 31
#33, that's good. Another punch line: You use one for forehands, the other, you WISH you had four hands!