By oneillrox - 03/11/2011 20:06 - United States

Today, I took my cat to the vet for an x-ray. They found three dollar coins in his stomach. The surgery to remove them is $600. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 839
You deserved it 4 394

Same thing different taste

Top comments

DanGleesak 11
every1luvsboners 11

Give the cat two more dollar coins and it should shit out a five dollar bill.

Comments

ceilingfans 1

Congratulations you just made 3 dollars

ieatunicorn4fun 7

Congratulations, you just made $-597

ceilingfans 1

Well when you look at it that way...

...it makes sense. Please finish your comment next time, I won't always be there for you.

Randuhh_17 4

Why do people say (no ****) after saying something that sounds completely ****?...or at that, your statement really didn't sound that ****-ish...

118- yeah, why is it that someone can't say something like "I'm there for you" without assuming that every person on the Internet is a superficial jerk?

GVirdi 11

175 Did u pay the cat 3 dollars for ur filthy needs?!? o:

kashmanwiggar 10

118-Have you ever listened to the song 'No ****' by The Lonely Island? You should, it explains everything.

Don't people realize when they say "no ****" it suddenly sounds twice as gay?

Saying no **** clarifies things for the homophobic people. That way they don't blow something done completely without gay intentions out of proportion. Basically it's for for dumb homophobes.

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

I saw what u tried there but coins aren't made out of iron they are made out of copper and I think mercury

Beebow_fml 5

Mercury? Wouldn't it be nickel?

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Beebow- thank u!! I thought it was nickel but I couldn't put my tongue on it lol u get a thumbs up (;

Actually, it's called an instant rebate.

How is this irony? Do you just say irony for everything?

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

161- he thought coins were made out of iron and in the fml it said she had to pay for the surgery so he used "irony"

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

161- he thought coins were made out of iron and in the fml it said she had to pay for the surgery so he used "irony"

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

161- he thought coins were made out of iron and in the fml it said she had to pay for the surgery so he used "irony"

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Sorry for triple post fml failed on me

No I didn't, I just thought it was quite ironic.

In that case you should look up the word ironic right now.

Screw piggy banks you have a real life cat bank

Actually OP didn't say anything about that, hell, they could just be doing the surgery to get the 3 bucks... although that wouldnt make much sence...

62, don't you mean CENTS? Anyone? Noone...? ..****...

zowieandzander77 1

Read the post again... "three DOLLAR coins"

No he is right it is 3 bucks. Dollar coins silly! ****** you are! =p

DanGleesak 11

Actually probably still $600 because the coins were probably OP's coins in the first place. So OP lost $3 before and now got it back.

I'm not from the US, but don't you have dollar notes?

Maybe OP just came back from a trip to Canada, and had some loonies lying on a table or something?

Back in like 2000, not sure the correct year we re-released a gold dollar coin with a Native American woman on it. I may be wrong on the Native part. But I do know they did release the coin. Could trade a regular dollar at any bank for them.

every1luvsboners 11

Give the cat two more dollar coins and it should shit out a five dollar bill.

every1luvsboners 11

Something about the digestive system of a cat is similar to a Coinstar machine. You put your spare change in and dollar bills fly out of their arse, or something, blah, blah, blah.

Lame ^^^ try some better material. Also thumbs don't mean shit. :|

Uh, yeah they do, which is why funny people get thumbs up and idiots like you get thumbs down.

No it's not. It's $597. Thank your cat.

Hate to point out that someone beat you to it.

Also hate to point it out, but they posted at the exact same time.

zebraface123 6

If it wasn't for the cat swallowing the coins, it wouldn't be costing op any money. Therefore they should not thank the cat.

Capt_Oblivious 10

$597 to turn $3 profit? You're doing it wrong.

Marcella1016 31
oreobunbun 3

Actually, for the op to profit from this, the cat would have to eat 600 more coins. Edit: This was meant for the comment below.. Don't know why it posted here.

ColorfulSmiles 7

If you really love your cat, the money you spent for the kitty is not useless. This mustn't be an FML.