Today, I took my cat to the vet for an x-ray. They found three dollar coins in his stomach. The surgery to remove them is $600. FML
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DanGleesak
| 11
Actually it cost $597.
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every1luvsboners
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Give the cat two more dollar coins and it should shit out a five dollar bill.
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ceilingfans
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Congratulations you just made 3 dollars
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ieatunicorn4fun
| 7
Congratulations, you just made $-597
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ceilingfans
| 1
Well when you look at it that way...
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NomOnShroomz
| 14
...it makes sense.
Please finish your comment next time, I won't always be there for you.
Please finish your comment next time, I won't always be there for you.
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Randuhh_17
| 4
Why do people say (no homo) after saying something that sounds completely homo?...or at that, your statement really didn't sound that homo-ish...
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mrosew442
| 10
118- yeah, why is it that someone can't say something like "I'm there for you" without assuming that every person on the Internet is a superficial jerk?
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ShakeMeDown
| 12
I want you. (Complete Homo)
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TheWindowLicker
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I want you too (half homo)
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GVirdi
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175 Did u pay the cat 3 dollars for ur filthy needs?!? o:
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kashmanwiggar
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118-Have you ever listened to the song 'No Homo' by The Lonely Island? You should, it explains everything.
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DynamicDave
| 11
Don't people realize when they say "no homo" it suddenly sounds twice as gay?
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DrDilllonReese
| 12
Saying no homo clarifies things for the homophobic people. That way they don't blow something done completely without gay intentions out of proportion. Basically it's for for dumb homophobes.
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jerome1995
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Irony...
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Xx_Dakota_xX
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I saw what u tried there but coins aren't made out of iron they are made out of copper and I think mercury
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Beebow_fml
| 5
Mercury? Wouldn't it be nickel?
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Xx_Dakota_xX
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Beebow- thank u!! I thought it was nickel but I couldn't put my tongue on it lol u get a thumbs up (;
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rarrar321
| 3
Actually, it's called an instant rebate.
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FreshlyCut
| 0
How is this irony? Do you just say irony for everything?
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Xx_Dakota_xX
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161- he thought coins were made out of iron and in the fml it said she had to pay for the surgery so he used "irony"
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Xx_Dakota_xX
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161- he thought coins were made out of iron and in the fml it said she had to pay for the surgery so he used "irony"
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Xx_Dakota_xX
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161- he thought coins were made out of iron and in the fml it said she had to pay for the surgery so he used "irony"
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Xx_Dakota_xX
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Sorry for triple post fml failed on me
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jerome1995
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No I didn't, I just thought it was quite ironic.
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LinaLyssic
| 12
In that case you should look up the word ironic right now.
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zukinihudini
| 0
Screw piggy banks you have a real life cat bank
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dales_mommy
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atleast your cat will be ok
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drlove78843
| 6
No shit lol
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NomOnShroomz
| 14
Actually OP didn't say anything about that, hell, they could just be doing the surgery to get the 3 bucks... although that wouldnt make much sence...
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TheWindowLicker
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62, don't you mean CENTS?
Anyone?
Noone...?
..fuck...
Anyone?
Noone...?
..fuck...
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NuTrees
| 9
We gotta love our fur friends
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brown4lifejot
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Do it for the cat
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zowieandzander77
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Read the post again... "three DOLLAR coins"
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MeagsMod
| 14
No he is right it is 3 bucks. Dollar coins silly! Fucked you are! =p
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DanGleesak
| 11
Actually it cost $597.
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grahambertus
| 11
Nope. $603 before deduction.
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upyourzlolz
| 11
597... Plus tax.
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thisisafunnyname
| 12
Actually probably still $600 because the coins were probably OP's coins in the first place. So OP lost $3 before and now got it back.
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jennyc246
| 8
I'm not from the US, but don't you have dollar notes?
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VeganVampyre
| 26
Maybe OP just came back from a trip to Canada, and had some loonies lying on a table or something?
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MeagsMod
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Back in like 2000, not sure the correct year we re-released a gold dollar coin with a Native American woman on it. I may be wrong on the Native part. But I do know they did release the coin. Could trade a regular dollar at any bank for them.
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kaamink3u
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Lol only 597 to go
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javierrrrm
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No shit
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natashax21
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Yes shit.
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Teehee2
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ya dipshit
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every1luvsboners
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Give the cat two more dollar coins and it should shit out a five dollar bill.
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draken389
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How do you figure...
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every1luvsboners
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Something about the digestive system of a cat is similar to a Coinstar machine. You put your spare change in and dollar bills fly out of their arse, or something, blah, blah, blah.
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FreshlyCut
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Lame ^^^ try some better material. Also thumbs don't mean shit. :|
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obamathellama
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Uh, yeah they do, which is why funny people get thumbs up and idiots like you get thumbs down.
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bjr1208
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No it's not. It's $597. Thank your cat.
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NomOnShroomz
| 14
Hate to point out that someone beat you to it.
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HeavyScout
| 0
Also hate to point it out, but they posted at the exact same time.
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zebraface123
| 6
If it wasn't for the cat swallowing the coins, it wouldn't be costing op any money. Therefore they should not thank the cat.
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Capt_Oblivious
| 10
$597 to turn $3 profit?
You're doing it wrong.
You're doing it wrong.
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PlasticSand
| 6
You mean $600 for a $3 profit?
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Marcella1016
| 31
Thank you, Captain Obvious.
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MexicanTroll
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At least you got the three dollars back
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oreobunbun
| 3
Says the Mexican troll...
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jim69_fml
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Actually, for the op to profit from this, the cat would have to eat 600 more coins.
Edit: This was meant for the comment below.. Don't know why it posted here.
Edit: This was meant for the comment below.. Don't know why it posted here.
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ColorfulSmiles
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If you really love your cat, the money you spent for the kitty is not useless.
This mustn't be an FML.
This mustn't be an FML.