Congratulations you just made 3 dollars

Congratulations, you just made $-597

Well when you look at it that way...

...it makes sense.


Please finish your comment next time, I won't always be there for you.

Why do people say (no homo) after saying something that sounds completely homo?...or at that, your statement really didn't sound that homo-ish...

118- yeah, why is it that someone can't say something like "I'm there for you" without assuming that every person on the Internet is a superficial jerk?

I want you. (Complete Homo)

I want you too (half homo)

175 Did u pay the cat 3 dollars for ur filthy needs?!? o:

118-Have you ever listened to the song 'No Homo' by The Lonely Island? You should, it explains everything.

Don't people realize when they say "no homo" it suddenly sounds twice as gay?

Saying no homo clarifies things for the homophobic people. That way they don't blow something done completely without gay intentions out of proportion. Basically it's for for dumb homophobes.

Irony...

I saw what u tried there but coins aren't made out of iron they are made out of copper and I think mercury

Mercury? Wouldn't it be nickel?

Beebow- thank u!! I thought it was nickel but I couldn't put my tongue on it lol u get a thumbs up (;

Actually, it's called an instant rebate.

How is this irony? Do you just say irony for everything?

161- he thought coins were made out of iron and in the fml it said she had to pay for the surgery so he used "irony"

161- he thought coins were made out of iron and in the fml it said she had to pay for the surgery so he used "irony"

161- he thought coins were made out of iron and in the fml it said she had to pay for the surgery so he used "irony"

Sorry for triple post fml failed on me

No I didn't, I just thought it was quite ironic.

In that case you should look up the word ironic right now.

Screw piggy banks you have a real life cat bank

atleast your cat will be ok

No shit lol

Actually OP didn't say anything about that, hell, they could just be doing the surgery to get the 3 bucks... although that wouldnt make much sence...

62, don't you mean CENTS?

Anyone?

Noone...?

..fuck...

We gotta love our fur friends

Do it for the cat

Read the post again... "three DOLLAR coins"

No he is right it is 3 bucks. Dollar coins silly! Fucked you are! =p

Actually it cost $597.

Nope. $603 before deduction.

597... Plus tax.

Actually probably still $600 because the coins were probably OP's coins in the first place. So OP lost $3 before and now got it back.

I'm not from the US, but don't you have dollar notes?

Maybe OP just came back from a trip to Canada, and had some loonies lying on a table or something?

Back in like 2000, not sure the correct year we re-released a gold dollar coin with a Native American woman on it. I may be wrong on the Native part. But I do know they did release the coin. Could trade a regular dollar at any bank for them.

Damn I should of checked the comments first I made a very similar joke lol

Lol only 597 to go

No shit

Yes shit.

ya dipshit

Give the cat two more dollar coins and it should shit out a five dollar bill.

How do you figure...

Something about the digestive system of a cat is similar to a Coinstar machine. You put your spare change in and dollar bills fly out of their arse, or something, blah, blah, blah.

Lame ^^^ try some better material. Also thumbs don't mean shit. :|

Uh, yeah they do, which is why funny people get thumbs up and idiots like you get thumbs down.

No it's not. It's $597. Thank your cat.

Hate to point out that someone beat you to it.

Also hate to point it out, but they posted at the exact same time.

If it wasn't for the cat swallowing the coins, it wouldn't be costing op any money. Therefore they should not thank the cat.

$597 to turn $3 profit?
You're doing it wrong.

You mean $600 for a $3 profit?

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

At least you got the three dollars back

Says the Mexican troll...

Actually, for the op to profit from this, the cat would have to eat 600 more coins.

Edit: This was meant for the comment below.. Don't know why it posted here.

If you really love your cat, the money you spent for the kitty is not useless.
This mustn't be an FML.