Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has been denying me sex isn't because he is scared of someone walking in on us. It's because his blow-up doll pleasures him more than I do. FML
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Today, I found one of those realistic, expensive sex dolls in my boyfriend's cupboard. I asked why on earth he had that and apparently it’s for all those filthy, violent sexual things he likes to do, but knows most women would never even agree to try. Um, WHAT? FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend always has sex with me like he hates me. Turns out, he actually hates me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has to picture someone else when we have sex. The most recent: my roommate. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, I came to the realization that I dream more about my vibrator than I do about my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
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Top comments
jessieluvxo 9
That blows.
thawny_fml 21
Weird. I could've sworn that a little prick would deflate a blow up doll.
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Comments (105)
captainsmegma 12
Wrap yourself in saran wrap
Enslaved 38
Or bubble wrap for nonstop popping action!
dragon0313 9
Because that solves every problem
aria78 19
bubble wrap solves everything.
mld4657 28
I'd said that blows but clearly you aren't....
muarif 19
Time to spice things up!
alyciawatkins37 13
Wow..
jayemerald17 25
Maybe he's just used to doing it himself.... And I'm guessing he's gonna continue to do that.
buckdharma 38
Fill her up with helium and tell him she wanted to see the world.
Just_A_Tree 20
I'd say pop the doll, but he might blow up on you for that.
russfml 31
Sorry I meant thumbs up! Slight of thumb. Hilarious :)
rockwrench 18
I'm just going to say, thats a lot on the weird side especially when you got someone who pushes back. Yep, don't get it.
worldclassrager 41
Time to step things up...or put a little hole in his doll
hkhan24 23
I believe the doll already has a little hole in it..
mrlawlor7777 26
I would say YDI if you just lay there in bed. Butt, that's what he's been fishing for.