Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has been denying me sex isn't because he is scared of someone walking in on us. It's because his blow-up doll pleasures him more than I do. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found one of those realistic, expensive sex dolls in my boyfriend's cupboard. I asked why on earth he had that and apparently it’s for all those filthy, violent sexual things he likes to do, but knows most women would never even agree to try. Um, WHAT? FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend always has sex with me like he hates me. Turns out, he actually hates me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has to picture someone else when we have sex. The most recent: my roommate. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, I came to the realization that I dream more about my vibrator than I do about my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
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Top comments
jessieluvxo 9
That blows.
thawny_fml 21
Weird. I could've sworn that a little prick would deflate a blow up doll.
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Comments (105)
wild4drums 18
guys like this just don't know how to treat a woman. you treat her right and you won't need no blow up doll, trust
Bobsquakward 5
time to up your game then OP!
adjwejaelwkdc 21
Show him this post and how many people agree with you that he sucks.
dvp_fml 8
A blow up doll just lays there. Maybe you should try either moving or get a new friend?
DrCheese 16
Hahaha. When a blow up doll is better than you at sex, might need to rethink your technique.
IHeartAssHats 4
Omg this is too funny! Thanks for the laugh! Maybe paste a picture of your face on it!
Kidjazzin 17
That's messed up.
Kittyphysics 21
since he's clearly found a new girlfriend, perhaps its time to start looking for a new boyfriend.
lkb307 21
sounds like you need to step it up a bit in bed..
CandyApple88 13
you know what to get him for his birthday - a puncture repair kit.