Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has been denying me sex isn't because he is scared of someone walking in on us. It's because his blow-up doll pleasures him more than I do. FML
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Today, I found one of those realistic, expensive sex dolls in my boyfriend's cupboard. I asked why on earth he had that and apparently it’s for all those filthy, violent sexual things he likes to do, but knows most women would never even agree to try. Um, WHAT? FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend always has sex with me like he hates me. Turns out, he actually hates me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has to picture someone else when we have sex. The most recent: my roommate. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, I came to the realization that I dream more about my vibrator than I do about my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
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Top comments
jessieluvxo 9
That blows.
thawny_fml 21
Weird. I could've sworn that a little prick would deflate a blow up doll.
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Comments (105)
pleasedie 22
Wow..... Didn't know people really bought those
Zebediabolical 45
Maybe you need to step up your game. No, that's not what I really believe, but that's pretty much what every other comment would say if it was a guy complaining that his girl digs her vibe more than him.
stieglar 17
Time to pop a balloon?
kernelkat 16
My ex preferred **** to sex with me. I feel your pain.
abNormal62 23
Ernie said it best, "rubber ducky you're the one!"
jberg583 12
Guess he likes no interaction
CassandraThyme 14
He must not have been afraid for anyone to walk in on him and the blow doll
LadyTyger51ne 8
Maybe you have to add some things to your repertoire to spice things up?
Tyguy823 14
???i feel bad for you but that was funny still
countrychaos 3
less complaining, more sucking. Might just fix your problem
leogachi 15
That's rude. I'd be willing to bet you're one of those guys who doesn't care if his partner has a good time.
Aimeejasmine 15
The guy is the problem. You can't fix an asshole
limabeans101029 21
The fml says that "my boyfriend is denying me sex". How is she supposed to do "more sucking" if he won't have sex with her? Plus, if he's that unsatisfied with her, it's entirely his fault for not saying anything about it.