Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has been denying me sex isn't because he is scared of someone walking in on us. It's because his blow-up doll pleasures him more than I do. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found one of those realistic, expensive sex dolls in my boyfriend's cupboard. I asked why on earth he had that and apparently it’s for all those filthy, violent sexual things he likes to do, but knows most women would never even agree to try. Um, WHAT? FML
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Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
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Top comments
jessieluvxo 9
That blows.
thawny_fml 21
Weird. I could've sworn that a little prick would deflate a blow up doll.
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Comments (105)
vikky538 29
As long as you are not jealous of the blow doll its fine.
cheeeksss 29
Idk, I'd be pretty sad if my boyfriend thought an inanimate object was more pleasing than me.
irishmaiden78 23
Then you need to talk to him about resolving that issue. If it's a fetish thing he has with the doll I would suggest therapy on his part and couples therapy for the both of you. If he's not able or willing to work on it then you have a couple of options. 1) get your own toys and accept the relationship the way it is or 2) find a more fulfilling relationship.
tygerarmy 35
She blew his mind. Get a vibrator/***** to rock your world.
HUGBUG 23
Lol number 1 comment XD
zombri122 9
tell him its either you or her and if he chooses her pop the blow up doll lol
guyofdude 8
Clearly you are not a frequent FML visitor. RULE #1: Don't say stupid shit like what you just did.
dakatabg 31
He found the most convenient way
91hayek 31
You are the third wheel? You know which one to make flat.
HUGBUG 23
Maybe u just need to get fat
gintwinsmoore 20
Either that or he's ******* someone else. Sorry OP. Be prepared if this is the case!
Hop6e 22
Pop his doll and tell him to man up. What man uses a blow up doll? Especially when he has a perfectly willing female.