Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has been denying me sex isn't because he is scared of someone walking in on us. It's because his blow-up doll pleasures him more than I do. FML
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Today, I found one of those realistic, expensive sex dolls in my boyfriend's cupboard. I asked why on earth he had that and apparently it’s for all those filthy, violent sexual things he likes to do, but knows most women would never even agree to try. Um, WHAT? FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend always has sex with me like he hates me. Turns out, he actually hates me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has to picture someone else when we have sex. The most recent: my roommate. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, I came to the realization that I dream more about my vibrator than I do about my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
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Top comments
jessieluvxo 9
That blows.
thawny_fml 21
Weird. I could've sworn that a little prick would deflate a blow up doll.
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Comments (105)
labowski1976 5
Dead in bed I've had a few ex's like that
TCRII 30
I don't normally advocate violence, but in this case, I say 'cut the bitch' - the doll, not the boyfriend.
ouimetnick 10
effective. Power لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ 冗
mzshannababy 16
this so reminds me of an instagram post I saw @queen.qoals !
leogachi 15
Stop posting your instagram everywhere.
creepyclowntown 10
fyl, offer a three some?
InkedGamer 9
You'reeeeee slackin.
zenrael 21
Fix the leak in your relationship or forever be unhappy.
8Dirty1 24
that just blew up in your face
ladyg228 15
Time to step your game in the bedroom or find someone whose not going to pick plastic over you
maggiefox 25
Put hot sauce in her cooch.