Today, I found out that the only reason my ex husband calls my son anymore, is to ask him to send him things on Facebook. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that I'm a dad. My ex from 8 years ago contacted me through facebook. I'm happy I have a kid, but apparently she only contacted me because she wants me to start paying child support, now her boyfriend who provided for them left. FML
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, I called my ex to ask if he could help with bills and buying some nice things for my son. He said, "Look, I'm not going to keep doing husband and father shit for a woman who won't marry me and a kid who isn't mine. Go call his dad." His dad is a deadbeat. He knows this. FML
Today, my son was on Facebook while he was supposed to be studying. He called me a liar and accused me of making up excuses to chew him out. How do I know he was online? He liked and commented on a video I posted. My son is a dumbass. FML
Today, Facebook told me I should reconnect with my husband. FML
Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML
Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML
Today, my ex-husband, who abandoned us after our son was paralyzed in an accident, contacted me to demand full custody because he found out that I got remarried. He doesn't want another man raising his son. FML
Today, I found out that because I'm a cop, my 5-year-old son thinks the only way he can contact me is by calling 911. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
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elusivepoison 0
ouch :( what a terrible father
erp47 0
this fml leaves many questions unanswered
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Comments (142)
renee_1992 3
Op - That's so not fair to your son. I'm sorry
YourEvilHero 12
I feel his pain. my dad don't call me or pay child support. but I don't care for talking to him.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Well said, redbluegreen.
LevyLove 17
Maybe Facebook is your ex husbands "mid life crisis".
VanessaVander 2
fyl and ur kids life
Ajjas013 6
Mom: Son, I want you to stop answering your dad's phone calls. He told me he wants to blow yo-- Erm, I mean he wants to exploit you for 'games on Facebook.' Son: ...What's for dinner? Mom: Sammiches. Why? *Step-dad in nearby bush* Son: Mom? Why is that bush rising?
haha123321 0
fail
ashlynn610 12
I don't get it...
squirell_AIDS69 0
Dude you are an idiot so please shut up. You make absolutely no sense
Ajjas013 6
It wasn't supposed to make sense. Who's the idiot know?! It's still me isn't it? I knew it :(
erjaguam 0
this is not mommy's fml it's the son's.
jakkanarchy 0
not funny asshole
KurouTenshi 0
let's just hope the gifts stay on facebook. wait until you find your kid in your room. "son, why are you in mommy's room?" "daddy wants your underwear, mommy." and you find out where your son has been getting that little extra money for lunch.
ashlynn610 12
31 **** yeah!!! and that really sucks, I'm sorry.
ashlynn610 12
fail on my part, lol
pajamurao 0
i didn't get that first comment until you posted ur second comment ^ ^
ashlynn610 12
lmao, well it happens to all of us.. (: