Today, I found out that the only reason my ex husband calls my son anymore, is to ask him to send him things on Facebook. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that I'm a dad. My ex from 8 years ago contacted me through facebook. I'm happy I have a kid, but apparently she only contacted me because she wants me to start paying child support, now her boyfriend who provided for them left. FML
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, I called my ex to ask if he could help with bills and buying some nice things for my son. He said, "Look, I'm not going to keep doing husband and father shit for a woman who won't marry me and a kid who isn't mine. Go call his dad." His dad is a deadbeat. He knows this. FML
Today, my son was on Facebook while he was supposed to be studying. He called me a liar and accused me of making up excuses to chew him out. How do I know he was online? He liked and commented on a video I posted. My son is a dumbass. FML
Today, Facebook told me I should reconnect with my husband. FML
Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML
Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML
Today, my ex-husband, who abandoned us after our son was paralyzed in an accident, contacted me to demand full custody because he found out that I got remarried. He doesn't want another man raising his son. FML
Today, I found out that because I'm a cop, my 5-year-old son thinks the only way he can contact me is by calling 911. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
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elusivepoison 0
ouch :( what a terrible father
erp47 0
this fml leaves many questions unanswered
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Comments (142)
RRC_fml 0
BALLS!!!!
IfuckedMYlifebad 0
that's what happens when you have unprotected sex at 14
lostinoregon1980 0
wow sad what some people make a priority lol facebook over his own kid he a real loser
blankettt 0
Well, if your ex-husband is that into the facebook games, the only true way to show him what's what is to hack his facebook profile and play the games for him... terribly. People don't usually like it when you do that.
ohSNAPyall 27
What a piece of shit.
renee_1992 3
@9 WOW how ****** uppp; you're agreeing with the father? I'd hate to have you as a parent
karamelkream 0
Things? What "things"? uugghhh!! I hate vague FMLs!!!!
sugarbabyxoxo 2
@24 yup same with me! I don't car though I've had my step father since I was 2 <3 best dad I could ask for. sorry o.p that really sucks!
42billybob 5
F your son's L
corme_fml 0
At least the dad is communicating with the kid. If you've got custody he doesn't really have the time or power to be more of a father. It's your job to be the mother and raise him now. If he's paying childsupport (hopefully) and playing facebook games with your son... kudos to him.
thatfmylifeperso 0
That's assuming a bit much, don't you think? Even if the OP has custody, it doesn't necessarily mean that she forbids her ex from seeing his child(ren), just that they live primarily with her. There are plenty of ways that parents who divorce can arrange things so that both of them have opportunities to be with their kids.